The official Obama accomplishment thread

I'm sure that the catmando will come up with something when he comes to..... he was on here (all phucked up I assume) until 4am this morning posting stupid chit that I had to waste my valuable time deleting. :(:mad::mad:

Yet again you prove your worth! guntootsmiley.gif
 
Well, its been 26 hours and 13 minutes since the brother took office. Obama, partied for 8 hours, slept for 6 hours. So what has he accomplished in the remaining 12 hours?

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Must suck having to try and figure out what the hell you're supposed to do now?
 

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Great speech.

words wring empty upon my ears, it's actions that make a man.
Hell I can write an inspirational, motivational speech and I'm just drunken boat people.

America, I feel your pain, I share your disgust with the corrupt, self serving politics of Washington. It must end, it will end NOW!. I have drawn a line in the sand, and it will NOT be crossed. Change starts now. From this day untill my last day as YOUR president I will veto ANYTHING that comes across my desk with one once of pork. I will not put my name on anything that has hidden agenda. There will be no bill signed by me containing bridges to nowhere, muskrat manicures or anything else other than the actual matter at hand. White collar crime will be treated as harshly as violent crime. Stealing the money of hard working american will NOT be tolerated on my watch. I stand before you with a bill in my pocket that I shall pesent to congress within the next 24 hours, making the white collar theft of one million dollars or more a mandatory life sentence. Hard working American families are finding themselves homeless, bankrupt, and unable to feed their children because suit and tie wearing criminals have stolen their life savings. I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT. I serve notice to the house and senate, by the end of the week I expect a COMPLETE list of every comittee and its purpose. America is in a time of great financial crisis, we do not need to squander money researching 'endangered' gnats and legislating common sense and personal responsibility out the window. When the day comes America, that my duty to you is finished, I may not have accomplished all that I have set out to do, but I promise you this. I will leave washington a bruised, bloody and spent man as I will fight tooth and nail for you, the american citizen. I will battle the corruption, the special interests, the prolific waste and wanton disregaurd and blatent disrespect for you, the people who make this nation great. America, I ask you to stand beside me in this fight to restore the American dream! I ask YOU to attend your local city council meetings, your local school board meetings and make your voice heard! I urge you to contact your mayors, your governors, your state respresentitives and demand change, demand accountability, demand change! One voice is soft, millions of americans shouting is deafening and can not be ignored!, you, and you and you and all of the citizens of this great land are the fabric of the American dream, not the doormat of corruption and greed. Stand and fight with me America, we WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!!!



so cut and paste that, and put it in your liberal bong of change and fire it up. These things are real change, not political rhetoric written by spin doctors to win and election.
 
words wring empty upon my ears, it's actions that make a man.
Hell I can write an inspirational, motivational speech and I'm just drunken boat people.

America, I feel your pain, I share your disgust with the corrupt, self serving politics of Washington. It must end, it will end NOW!. I have drawn a line in the sand, and it will NOT be crossed. Change starts now. From this day untill my last day as YOUR president I will veto ANYTHING that comes across my desk with one once of pork. I will not put my name on anything that has hidden agenda. There will be no bill signed by me containing bridges to nowhere, muskrat manicures or anything else other than the actual matter at hand. White collar crime will be treated as harshly as violent crime. Stealing the money of hard working american will NOT be tolerated on my watch. I stand before you with a bill in my pocket that I shall pesent to congress within the next 24 hours, making the white collar theft of one million dollars or more a mandatory life sentence. Hard working American families are finding themselves homeless, bankrupt, and unable to feed their children because suit and tie wearing criminals have stolen their life savings. I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT. I serve notice to the house and senate, by the end of the week I expect a COMPLETE list of every comittee and its purpose. America is in a time of great financial crisis, we do not need to squander money researching 'endangered' gnats and legislating common sense and personal responsibility out the window. When the day comes America, that my duty to you is finished, I may not have accomplished all that I have set out to do, but I promise you this. I will leave washington a bruised, bloody and spent man as I will fight tooth and nail for you, the american citizen. I will battle the corruption, the special interests, the prolific waste and wanton disregaurd and blatent disrespect for you, the people who make this nation great. America, I ask you to stand beside me in this fight to restore the American dream! I ask YOU to attend your local city council meetings, your local school board meetings and make your voice heard! I urge you to contact your mayors, your governors, your state respresentitives and demand change, demand accountability, demand change! One voice is soft, millions of americans shouting is deafening and can not be ignored!, you, and you and you and all of the citizens of this great land are the fabric of the American dream, not the doormat of corruption and greed. Stand and fight with me America, we WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!!!



so cut and paste that, and put it in your liberal bong of change and fire it up. These things are real change, not political rhetoric written by spin doctors to win and election.



I'm starting to like you even more! Fire_Jump.gif
 
Obama's accomplishments:
1. Fool the lemmings into electing him.
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I expect this list won't need to be updated after his term.
 
I'm going to give you more. I'm going to make sure that's your only job 24/7, deleting my posts.


So you just admitted to starting threads for the sole purpose of sparking controversy.

Bye Troll, the door cant hit you in the ass if you get throwN out.:seeya:
 
a pay freeze to people who make over $100,000.00 while screwing up. OUCH! that hurts.. break out the government cheese, these people are suffering.
 
Poignant observation Chris...It goes to show you that just about any charismatic, well-spoken, GQ-esque nobody, no-talent, no-experience junior senator can get elected by the hordes of unrelentingly foolish average Americans. Disgraceful.

Amen Brother...Amen. I am truly scared of the next 4 years. Dave
 
Washington, Adams, Franklin and Hancock as well as several others had the balls, but nobody in recent history has come close.
 
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