MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #781 MarylandMark said: I'm working... but I'll get off the couch in a bit to go home and eat! :cheers2: Click to expand... Working.......on a couch. Rough job :cheers2:
MarylandMark said: I'm working... but I'll get off the couch in a bit to go home and eat! :cheers2: Click to expand... Working.......on a couch. Rough job :cheers2:
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #782 (317): he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
(317): he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #783 (631): i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #785 (732): he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
(732): he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #786 (540): did you hook up at the wedding? (1-540): No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
(540): did you hook up at the wedding? (1-540): No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #788 (207): hows the new call of duty? (1-207): I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
(207): hows the new call of duty? (1-207): I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #789 Dominic said: Having a good day? Click to expand... Hey Dom, long time, to type. I'm just killing time till I go to my brothers for Thanksgiving.
Dominic said: Having a good day? Click to expand... Hey Dom, long time, to type. I'm just killing time till I go to my brothers for Thanksgiving.
D Dominic New member Nov 26, 2009 #791 I can see you keep your average pretty good. around 12-13 min a page. you must be really busy:sifone:
I can see you keep your average pretty good. around 12-13 min a page. you must be really busy:sifone:
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #792 (732): nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her CHITTING on my rug. (732): Needless to say there is no second date for this girl. (862): yet...
(732): nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her CHITTING on my rug. (732): Needless to say there is no second date for this girl. (862): yet...
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #793 Dominic said: I can see you keep your average pretty good. around 12-13 min a page. you must be really busy:sifone: Click to expand... I am a professional ho Cut-n-paste fron TFLN website takes about 30 seconds. Win, win :26:
Dominic said: I can see you keep your average pretty good. around 12-13 min a page. you must be really busy:sifone: Click to expand... I am a professional ho Cut-n-paste fron TFLN website takes about 30 seconds. Win, win :26:
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #794 (320): I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
(320): I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #795 (773): im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
(773): im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #796 (631): Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #797 (301): I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #798 (506): it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #799 (714): you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
(714): you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #800 (401): the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are ****ed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
(401): the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are ****ed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
