I wish I could get drunk off fresh water like a manatee, it would be much cheaper.. a couple hours ago I had a couple hundred bucks in my pocket..now (aside from being trashed) I might be able to afford the dollar menu for breakfast...
I wish I could get drunk off fresh water like a manatee, it would be much cheaper.. a couple hours ago I had a couple hundred bucks in my pocket..now (aside from being trashed) I might be able to afford the dollar menu for breakfast...
Instead of going in a strip bar, I just open the door, throw a couple hundred in, go home, hit myself in the head with a ball peen hammer. I still feel the same the next morning, but it cost a couple hudred less.
Instead of going in a strip bar, I just open the door, throw a couple hundred in, go home, hit myself in the head with a ball peen hammer. I still feel the same the next morning, but it cost a couple hudred less.
we switched to manatees because we were informed by the powers that be that the sheep had worn out there welcome.... could nex week be the week of the platypus?