Stecz! Report for duty soldier

I wish I could get drunk off fresh water like a manatee, it would be much cheaper.. a couple hours ago I had a couple hundred bucks in my pocket..now (aside from being trashed) I might be able to afford the dollar menu for breakfast...
 
I wish I could get drunk off fresh water like a manatee, it would be much cheaper.. a couple hours ago I had a couple hundred bucks in my pocket..now (aside from being trashed) I might be able to afford the dollar menu for breakfast...

You spent 200 on drinks in 2 hours? Better have been in a strip club or you way overpaid....
 
Oh, had to go back a ways, short term memory.....


Makes more sense now, I would have voted for the strip bar though.....

Instead of going in a strip bar, I just open the door, throw a couple hundred in, go home, hit myself in the head with a ball peen hammer. I still feel the same the next morning, but it cost a couple hudred less.
 
Instead of going in a strip bar, I just open the door, throw a couple hundred in, go home, hit myself in the head with a ball peen hammer. I still feel the same the next morning, but it cost a couple hudred less.

Which head?:sifone:
 
we switched to manatees because we were informed by the powers that be that the sheep had worn out there welcome.... could nex week be the week of the platypus?
 
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