Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
Apology from the 16 year old:
Dear Mr Craig,
I am sorry for what happened to your boat trailer. I talked to my pastor and my boy scout troop leader and they both told me I should apologize and tell you the whole story to set things straight. I will pay you back for the damages, I just picked up more hours at the grocery store where I stock shelves.
I was meeting your wife over there by the boat. She met me at the grocery store and she is quite a cougar. She told me her husband loves his boat more than anything so she wanted me to see it. You must have been in Florida that week. Anyway the boat was really nice, she showed me the inside for atleast an hour. She must think you smoke too much on your boat since she kept saying that all you talk about is Cigar boats. When we were doing it she kept calling me "sailor" and kept saying real boaters don't need gasoline. I don't know what that meant but anyway the night of the accident she had a couple friends come by.
They were weird guys from up north, one was named "sticks" and the other guy must have been really sad since they called him "Sigh." Sticks was wearing a weird costume that was a black leather suit and face mask like in the Pulp Fiction movie, they called sticks a "gimp." Sticks kept calling the old guy Master Sy and Master Sy would walk him around on a leash. They were there to watch me and your wife on the boat. Master Sy told "Sticks" time to have "sex with sixes" and undid a patch on the back of the suit and tied his leash to the drives. Sticks must have worked at Burger King since they kept asking him if it was good to be king....... Those guys were weird and they were eating a lot of blue breathmints but their breath wasn't smelling any better.
Anyway we were setting up the camera when your neighbor startled us, Sy grabbed the gimp Sticks and ran away while I tried to get out of there. Sy told me later it was ok I hit your trailer since he didn't write the insurance on it anyway. Your wife said you got what you deserved for loving the boat more than her.
Sorry for the whole accident.......
Wondered where Sy was....