Question for the experts

[Ratickle]

Apology from the 16 year old:

Dear Mr Craig,

I am sorry for what happened to your boat trailer. I talked to my pastor and my boy scout troop leader and they both told me I should apologize and tell you the whole story to set things straight. I will pay you back for the damages, I just picked up more hours at the grocery store where I stock shelves.

I was meeting your wife over there by the boat. She met me at the grocery store and she is quite a cougar. She told me her husband loves his boat more than anything so she wanted me to see it. You must have been in Florida that week. Anyway the boat was really nice, she showed me the inside for atleast an hour. She must think you smoke too much on your boat since she kept saying that all you talk about is Cigar boats. When we were doing it she kept calling me "sailor" and kept saying real boaters don't need gasoline. I don't know what that meant but anyway the night of the accident she had a couple friends come by.

They were weird guys from up north, one was named "sticks" and the other guy must have been really sad since they called him "Sigh." Sticks was wearing a weird costume that was a black leather suit and face mask like in the Pulp Fiction movie, they called sticks a "gimp." Sticks kept calling the old guy Master Sy and Master Sy would walk him around on a leash. They were there to watch me and your wife on the boat. Master Sy told "Sticks" time to have "sex with sixes" and undid a patch on the back of the suit and tied his leash to the drives. Sticks must have worked at Burger King since they kept asking him if it was good to be king....... Those guys were weird and they were eating a lot of blue breathmints but their breath wasn't smelling any better.

Anyway we were setting up the camera when your neighbor startled us, Sy grabbed the gimp Sticks and ran away while I tried to get out of there. Sy told me later it was ok I hit your trailer since he didn't write the insurance on it anyway. Your wife said you got what you deserved for loving the boat more than her.

Sorry for the whole accident.......

Wondered where Sy was....

 

[OldSchool]

LMAO!!

I just hope that this doesn't make my boat less than the 50K that it was worth before it happened!!!:26::sifone::26::sifone::rofl:

 

[Ratickle]

LMAO!!

I just hope that this doesn't make my boat less than the 50K that it was worth before it happened!!!:26::sifone::26::sifone::rofl:

It's barely worth $1000 now. Checks on the way......:26:

 

[Scarab KV]

Holy $hit.....that's frick'n funny

 

[Audiofn]

Jupiter you just made my day

 

[JupiterSunsation]

Jupiter you just made my day

You were there, running the audio/visual set-up..................:sifone:

 

[JupiterSunsation]

LMAO!!

I just hope that this doesn't make my boat less than the 50K that it was worth before it happened!!!:26::sifone::26::sifone::rofl:

Sorry sir that was pre-Obama values.......I think everything is 50% off now! :26:


YOU NOW HAVE THE ONLY FLATBOTTOM 38 TG WITH CRASH HISTORY ! ! !

 

[CDOWNS]

Tell the kid you want to smell his finger.............:26::26:

 

[OldSchool]

Sick bastards....That's it, I'm going to HAPPY HOUR(s)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:cheers2::cheers2::cheers2:

 

[CDOWNS]

Sick bastards....That's it, I'm going to HAPPY HOUR(s)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:cheers2::cheers2::cheers2:

Me tooo Freddy'ts here i come...........:cheers2::cheers2:

 

[MarylandMark]

good sheet!

 

[Audiofn]

You were there, running the audio/visual set-up..................:sifone:

I called old school earlier today to tell him that he needed to kick the crap out of the guy for messing up our direct feed to the net!!:26:

 

[old377guy]

Apology from the 16 year old:

Dear Mr Craig,

I am sorry for what happened to your boat trailer. I talked to my pastor and my boy scout troop leader and they both told me I should apologize and tell you the whole story to set things straight. I will pay you back for the damages, I just picked up more hours at the grocery store where I stock shelves.

I was meeting your wife over there by the boat. She met me at the grocery store and she is quite a cougar. She told me her husband loves his boat more than anything so she wanted me to see it. You must have been in Florida that week. Anyway the boat was really nice, she showed me the inside for atleast an hour. She must think you smoke too much on your boat since she kept saying that all you talk about is Cigar boats. When we were doing it she kept calling me "sailor" and kept saying real boaters don't need gasoline. I don't know what that meant but anyway the night of the accident she had a couple friends come by.

They were weird guys from up north, one was named "sticks" and the other guy must have been really sad since they called him "Sigh." Sticks was wearing a weird costume that was a black leather suit and face mask like in the Pulp Fiction movie, they called sticks a "gimp." Sticks kept calling the old guy Master Sy and Master Sy would walk him around on a leash. They were there to watch me and your wife on the boat. Master Sy told "Sticks" time to have "sex with sixes" and undid a patch on the back of the suit and tied his leash to the drives. Sticks must have worked at Burger King since they kept asking him if it was good to be king....... Those guys were weird and they were eating a lot of blue breathmints but their breath wasn't smelling any better.

Anyway we were setting up the camera when your neighbor startled us, Sy grabbed the gimp Sticks and ran away while I tried to get out of there. Sy told me later it was ok I hit your trailer since he didn't write the insurance on it anyway. Your wife said you got what you deserved for loving the boat more than her.

Sorry for the whole accident.......

you're killin me over here!!!!!:rofl:

 

[OldSchool]

Is that a kiss-azz or kick-azz mug?

Both!!!

Here are some pictures. You can see how much the wood moved under the tongue jack. I hooked the trailer up to my truck and moved it a couple of feet forward and then back. Still not centered on the bowstop. State Farm called me and seemed that they will take care of this without an y hassle. I'll keep my fingers crossed. :leaving:

 

[Ratickle]

Both!!!

Here are some pictures. You can see how much the wood moved under the tongue jack. I hooked the trailer up to my truck and moved it a couple of feet forward and then back. Still not centered on the bowstop. State Farm called me and seemed that they will take care of this without an y hassle. I'll keep my fingers crossed. :leaving:

Gotta tell you, I love State Farm, (knock on wood).

 

[OldSchool]

More...

 

[OldSchool]

It's almost time to boat!!!

 

[Audiofn]

It's almost time to boat!!!

Oh great rub it in why don't ya!!!!

 

[fund razor]

The best thing to do is to hit the other side really hard with the kid. Repeat until it is centered on the bow stop.

 

[Master Wrench]

Hey Craig,
I just talked with your insurence agent and he said they need you to leave your boat on the trailer so when they straighten everything they can make sure that it is square and true and towes down the road fine. He said they are a little backed up but should have you done by mid October if all goes well!!!:biggrinjester: