PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[Enabler]

doubt it.:smash:

 

[JJ Apache]

Whoops.



The Old Lady had pork chop. And a glass of whiskey neat.

Old Lady my azz. mmmm, pork... yes neat! :biggrinjester:

 

[Tony]

Any a yooz sum bitches goin boating tomorrow?arty::drool5::hurray:

 

[BBB725]

Nope rain and cold here

 

[Bobcat]

Remnants of a full moon have no consequences on the Vikings vs peckers game.

 

[Enabler]

just arrived in key west, and have a snootfull of martinis in from the plane ride, cant wait to see my budy jay....... hes going to be able to develop his film and get a colonscopy from the prints:smash:

 

[Bobcat]

We need to get this thread going again, I applaud you noble sir!:cheers2:

 

[Bobcat]

A cold wind is blowing across these Florida Straits, and I just poured my last shot of bourbon.........

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

My livers hate this thread.I'm in Houston for an hour. I finished all of the gin on the plane. The stewardess asked me if I was driving. I told her that my arms were too short to reach the cockpit from where I was sitting. It wasn't funny then either...

 

[Buoy]

My livers hate this thread.I'm in Houston for an hour. I finished all of the gin on the plane. The stewardess asked me if I was driving. I told her that my arms were too short to reach the cockpit from where I was sitting. It wasn't funny then either...

Sean get Bobcat out here and let's the three of us have just a drunken' stumbling weekend. I could really use one after the week I'm having...

 

[Bobcat]

We'll call it a summit......it'll be tax free, I just froze my ass off umping , foolishly I only took 18 Beers.....I now owe a homeless guy a bicycle tire cap.

 

[Buoy]

I just froze my ass off umping ,

umping, humping.... whatever.

We'll call it a summit.
Now get your azz out here... Or we may be considering a meeting of the "Global powers of the idiots and drunks" in Vegas in February. I believe Dude!Sweet!, and Fund are both planning on the meeting as mandatory.
We will tackle many issues at this meeting, and solve many of the worlds problems.

 

[Bobcat]

I just bought a gallon jug of Kentucky whisky......for 8 bucks......nothin but the best for me !:reddevil:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

GPID! I like it. I tried to read this last night, but couldn't get my eyes to focus on my phone...

 

[Bobcat]

Set aside some time at the GPID to discuss shallow celebrity worship and the love of titillating scandals.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Bob said "tits!"

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

And remember, you can't spell "insipid" without P.I.D.!

 

[fund razor]

and the love of titillating scandals.

Is the head dead yet?

 

[Bobcat]

Dirty Laundry !

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

OK, I hate to go there... But Bobcat did mention Dirty Laundry!