PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[Bobcat]

Sometimes......she lets me put it all the way in.....

 

[Bobcat]

Drunken notes to yourself explore the outer limits of the human psyche, and can only be understood when read in the same state of inebriation as when they were written.

 

[Bobcat]

Never pass a bar with your name on it.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I always make sure to pay attention to all traffic rules. I never pass a bar when there's a double yellow line on the street in front of it.

 

[Bobcat]

Rules to live by......... Just not for very long

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Everyone dies of something, Bob-O!

 

[Bobcat]

My last words will be "hey watch this " !

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

My last words, in all but one situation, will be "I always thought I'd die in a Corvette".

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Unless I actually do kill myself in a Corvette, in which case they'll be "I told you so..."

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Or possibly "AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!"

 

[Bobcat]

The Problem with drinking beer as you work on the boat, is that you wind up working on something on the boat that wasn't the original problem, I was putting in new speakers and now the dash is apart.......

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I have the coolest scar on my arm from drinking and working on the boat!

 

[Bobcat]

Is it in the shape of cats eyes???/

 

[Buoy]

My last words will be " I never thought I'd make it past 57".
So I have at least 17 1/2 yrs to go - after that all bets are off.
It's kind of nice to know that I don't need to save for a retirement.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Is it in the shape of cats eyes???/

It should be! But no it looks like a suicide attempt courtesy of a Yamaha outboard engine cover latch.

I do have a pretty rad scar on the other wrist that looks like a chinese smily face. It's from punching out a window. The eyes are the entry and exit would from a 4" long glass shard.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I just told someone that all this stupid b/s I'm doing with the cars and bmx bikes can't possibly be a midlife crisis, becasue there's no f*cking way I'm going to live another 40 years...

 

[Buoy]

I just told someone that all this stupid b/s I'm doing with the cars and bmx bikes can't possibly be a midlife crisis, becasue there's no f*cking way I'm going to live another 40 years...

You and I are the same age.
And have lived a similar life in many ways.
Since I was 17, I've been telling every one I would never make it past 57.
I also told everyone that I was going to move to AZ at 18.
AZ took 20 more years.
Maybe the death thing was a bad estimate also, and it will be 77.
Damn I'm glad this is in the PUI thread, because for me it makes sense now, I'm not sure if it will tomorrow.

 

[Bobcat]

Those C U N T S s kept circling around the block.....they had no Idea what they were up against

 

[MacGyver]

My last words will be "hey watch this " !

Followed by, "Here, hold my beer" :cheers2:

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Christmas Party, Margaritas, a table full of fun and naked art on the walls in the restaurant. ...Vivo ...Oh yea.

Burp! Merry Christmas Everyone.