PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[Bobcat]

once the haze burned off you could see Sand Key lighthouse.........and the remains of penguin like bird..........stapled to the crossbeams...........

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Penguin has has fled KW.

I can tell Margarita is beginning to have her way with me.:cheers2:

 

[Bobcat]

had a good buzz.....but ruined it with a quart of Ben and Jerry's banana split.....I ate it but it had walnuts in it:ack2:

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Beer and Ice cream...

How do you feel now?

 

[MacGyver]

Like he needs another beer, of course :cheers2:

 

[Bobcat]

having a cool natty light as we speak

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I just puked into my mouth. It tasted like turkey. time to wash it down with another beer.

 

[Tony]

I cant find my pants.

 

[fund razor]

I cant find my pants.

Do you remember being cold on the way home?

 

[Bobcat]

he's married now, he'll always feel cold.

 

[Buoy]

he's married now, he'll always feel cold.

He may even request that she wears socks to bed.
Feet get cold.
Especially in Farm Country in Ohio.

My wife already went to bed.
I have a fire going, and the beer is still cold.
I am only on the border of being allowed on this thread. Give me a few more beers before reporting me.

 

[fund razor]

I moved up to the gallon whiskey bottle, saves trips.

 

[sellsman11]

ummmm....YEP!!!!

FINALLY....I am over-qualified for something!:leaving:

 

[Buoy]

It's 11:00, I've only had 8 beers, and a barbecued chicken dinner. I don't have to work tomorrow, but am then back on for 7 days straight.
The wife already went to bed.
I have roughly 50 beers on hand, and don't plan on leaving the house tomorrow aside from picking up a load of firewood.
Hmmm. What to do?

 

[Bobcat]

I waited until the fog rolled by, thn it hit me......I had choked my chiken....

 

[Scarab KV]

Just my luck. Swilled coffee while eating supper. While paying for my meal I finally notice they serve beer.

 

[phragle]

I waited until the fog rolled by, thn it hit me......I had choked my chiken....

:ack2:

 

[Scarab KV]

:d:d:d

 

[Woody]

I'm quitting..........I must be drunk

 

[Scarab KV]

Drunk quitting?