PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

you phuckers dont answer you drunk dials/textgs its so dissapointing!! the bartender chick took me home... sheshs changing and blasting pantera shes cool...
Bobcat whaTS YOUR NUMBER?? at leastyou have the class to drunk converse...

You're doing the lord's work my man, I hope it all turned out for you. :sifone:
 
you phuckers dont answer you drunk dials/textgs its so dissapointing!! the bartender chick took me home... sheshs changing and blasting pantera shes cool...
Bobcat whaTS YOUR NUMBER?? at leastyou have the class to drunk converse...

I have fallen down on my duties as a drunk dial/text recipient. I am worthless. :leaving:
 
it was a quiet weekend with few drunken messages, I was strangely disappointed.:sifone:

I was at a couple little kids b-day parties. I did get loaded at one of them, but my phone was in the waterproof bag and I wasn't in any condition to figure out how to work it...

Besides, the vast majority of my drunk texts consist of "Send me a picture of your boobs!" to female type people... And to be honest, and I say this knowning that you guys know I love you all, I don't really want to see your boobs! :sifone:
 
at least some vallium!!!! I have been bringing my own cooler to all parties and events since 1979 when i was told there would be beer at a funeral and there was not. my Dads side of the family is all tea totalers , my Moms was all drinkers, so my brother and I would show up with a case of beer or two at all functions !:)
 
at least some vallium!!!! I have been bringing my own cooler to all parties and events since 1979 when i was told there would be beer at a funeral and there was not. my Dads side of the family is all tea totalers , my Moms was all drinkers, so my brother and I would show up with a case of beer or two at all functions !:)

You are a role model, my friend...
 
at least some vallium!!!! I have been bringing my own cooler to all parties and events since 1979 when i was told there would be beer at a funeral and there was not. my Dads side of the family is all tea totalers , my Moms was all drinkers, so my brother and I would show up with a case of beer or two at all functions !:)

Oh chit!!!
You have a brother??
 
I hit three bucks on a quick pick for lotto so I splurged today and got bud light, so now I am acting all uppity around my neighbors:reddevil:
 
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