PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[sellsman11]

BAMM buncha sober punks!!!!!!!!!!:willy_nilly::cuss::reddevil::USA::moon:

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

How could I already have a hangover, I haven't stopped drinking yet!

Words of a pro.

No stop no hang over.

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

BAMM buncha sober punks!!!!!!!!!!:willy_nilly::cuss::reddevil::USA::moon:

Frankie you missed a good one this past weekend.

 

[Bobcat]

The ultimate in oxymorons... She was the sexy Golden Girl... Yarf!

I'd knock the bottom out of that:26:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Two pages with one eye closed... Damn.

Drunk as f u c k.

Leving Las Vegas is a comedy.

 

[Ratickle]

Leving Las Vegas is a comedy.

As are you on occasion....:sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Argh! Me brains are killin' me!

For the record, margarita mix is not an effective way to stay hydrated while you drink tequilla. Yarf!

 

[Bobcat]

slow night in tinseltown, played a double header in SB , and I am one drunk monkey,but can still hit on the poignant matters

 

[Bobcat]

plus dude sweet killed his wife last night:reddevil:

 

[Bobcat]

it occurred to me today after watching 3 old csi miami's in a row, that I may still be bitter over the last break up with that lying conniving c*nt, or maybe it was the meatloaf, either way I caught a tasty little buzz with a nice flavor of self amusement(not to be confused with self abuse,which I also partook in ) what if Jimmy Buffet is right and it is my own damn fault......awaiting your reply

signed perplexed in paradise

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Jimmy Buffet's a rich bastard who owns his own sea-plane. What does that asshat know about anything!? And don't even get me started about has brother Warren!

 

[Ratickle]

it occurred to me today after watching 3 old csi miami's in a row, that I may still be bitter over the last break up with that lying conniving c*nt, or maybe it was the meatloaf, either way I caught a tasty little buzz with a nice flavor of self amusement(not to be confused with self abuse,which I also partook in ) what if Jimmy Buffet is right and it is my own damn fault......awaiting your reply

signed perplexed in paradise

Dear Perplexed,

It was the meatloaf.

 

[Bobcat]

after three cups of coffee it will be the meatloaf again in the morning:ack2:

 

[DonziGirl]

I can send you a meatloaf recipe. That should solve everything. And no mine isn't bricklike or double for an anchor.

 

[Ratickle]

I can send you a meatloaf recipe. That should solve everything. And no mine isn't bricklike or double for an anchor.

I see a new TV show coming out of this. "Fix That Bobcat". :sifone:

Oh yeah, maybe a game where everyone throws meatloaf at the dodging Bobcat. And, as you give him additional drinks, he bobs slower?????

 

[Bobcat]

if you give the clap to a tree in the forest will anyone hear it

 

[Ratickle]

if you give the clap to a tree in the forest will anyone hear it

It depends on how you gave it to the tree.


And why?????

 

[Bobcat]

there is a book by john fortune and john wells called " a melon for ecstasy" (from the old turkish proverb)

a woman for duty
a boy for pleasure
and a melon for ecstasy

it is about a guy who drills trees

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

there is a book by john fortune and john wells called " a melon for ecstasy" (from the old turkish proverb)

a woman for duty
a boy for pleasure
and a melon for ecstasy

it is about a guy who drills trees

The whole thing sounds pretty fruity to me... :sifone:

 

[Ratickle]

The whole thing sounds pretty fruity to me... :sifone:

Understatement of the year contestant.......:ack2: