Ran the boat for a while yesterday. Lake was pretty flat. Picked up a piece of driftwood in a no-wake. Got caught in my hydraulic steering rams. Got up on plane and had an unexpected rooster tail.

Was 1/2 mile from a dock so I headed for the dock to see what the hell was going on and the Coasties saw it and pulled me over. They probably thought I had a drive up. They offered to help get it out, but I got it from the swim platform. And kept it as a souvenir. Coasties did a boarding. Passed 100%. No boots on seats, either. Total time of contact, maybe 3 minutes. They were pretty impressed by the clean engines. A clean bilge cuts an inspection in half, I swear. Clean bilge, valid registration and no alcohol on board? Didn't even tie up. I asked if I should deploy fenders. CG said "No, this won't take long. We'll hold you off."
No damage, not even to props. Pretty impressive rooster tail for a V shaped piece of wood. That was a first in many years of boating. And cheers to the Coast Guard for offering to help clear the fouling.