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poncho
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Hi Ho's! Rain and clouds came back.
I'm single and not married, plus work from home. Like getting out of the house. Its why I eat out almost every night.
I don't leave the house if I've had more than one beer.
I like staying home.
I'm single and not married, plus work from home. Like getting out of the house. Its why I eat out almost every night.
Buoy
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I used to, but we've been married almost ten years.
poncho
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Its nice to get out of the house. Would go to Tim Horton's for coffee but they started playing this annoying noise outside to discourage people from hanging out. Couldn't get a coffee and grab a smoke or two while I enjoyed my coffee. Starbucks is o.k. but their coffee isn't as good as Tim's. Our cops can pull you over for any reason and they sit outside bars here waiting for people to leave the parking, second you do your pulled over. So don't go into bars at all anymore.
fund razor
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That post should be in the Canada sucks thread.
poncho
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Morning Ho's! I'll give World War Z a 7 out of 10. It was o.k. mindless entertainment. Pouring rain today and last night, I have two gates, one is the main one to my house, that I close to keep people out and one closer to my house, that I close to keep dogs in sight. Got soaked opening them last night.
fund razor
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Some trashy bitch rear ended me about an hour ago in the Town Car.
She was texting. I could see her behind me, always too close or too far back. Eyes down the whole time. I am at a red light and I can see her coming again, this time faster. Eyes still down. I tried to pull up as far as I could, but she nailed me. BOOM. I get out and said: "wow, texting really IS dangerous" She responds that I am a liar. I said, ok, let's trade information. Pull into this parking lot.
Trashygirl: You aren't going to call the police are you?
Me: Let's just trade information.
Trashygirl: You don't need to call the police.
Me: I don't know, isn't that a requirement in Michigan?
Trashygirl: No.
Me: The 911 dispatcher will know for sure.
Trashygirl: Really? Now we are gonna wait for an hour for your hero?
Me: I don't know. I don't have any experience with the police.
(I call 911)
911: Yes, you need a police report. They will be right there.
Me: ok.
Trashygirl: I wasn't texting.
Me: I'm focused on the fact that you plowed into me while your eyes weren't even on the road. Maybe you weren't texting. Maybe you are just a really bad driver.
Trashygirl: You need to wait in your car. You are harrassing me.
Me: Your legal advice is about as good as your driving.
Cop arrives two minutes later.
Me: Thanks for coming so quickly, I'm not from here. She said you'd be an hour.
Cop: That's county.
Me: I see.
Trashygirl: He was harassing me.
Me: I suggested that she was texting, because I saw it. I suppose that seems like harassment when you are not the victim.
Cop: License and registration.
Me: Here you are sir.
Trashygirl: Blah blah blah, there was this time it was suspended, seizure, blah blah something blah.
(Wait 10 minutes while Trashygirl spews insults at me, but also for the benefit of people on her phone.)
Cop: You are free to go, sir.
Me: Ok. How do I get her info, from the Police report?
Cop: Yes. You are free to go.
Me: Thank you sir.
Trashygirl: Are you happy now? Hope you have a good day, sarcasm.
Me: I hope that you don't have any outstanding warrants, sarcasm.
Trashygirl to Cop: Did you hear what he said to me?
Cop: I'm not concerned with what he said to you.
When I drove away, they were having a serious discussion. I hope that bitch gets booked.
She was texting. I could see her behind me, always too close or too far back. Eyes down the whole time. I am at a red light and I can see her coming again, this time faster. Eyes still down. I tried to pull up as far as I could, but she nailed me. BOOM. I get out and said: "wow, texting really IS dangerous" She responds that I am a liar. I said, ok, let's trade information. Pull into this parking lot.
Trashygirl: You aren't going to call the police are you?
Me: Let's just trade information.
Trashygirl: You don't need to call the police.
Me: I don't know, isn't that a requirement in Michigan?
Trashygirl: No.
Me: The 911 dispatcher will know for sure.
Trashygirl: Really? Now we are gonna wait for an hour for your hero?
Me: I don't know. I don't have any experience with the police.
(I call 911)
911: Yes, you need a police report. They will be right there.
Me: ok.
Trashygirl: I wasn't texting.
Me: I'm focused on the fact that you plowed into me while your eyes weren't even on the road. Maybe you weren't texting. Maybe you are just a really bad driver.
Trashygirl: You need to wait in your car. You are harrassing me.
Me: Your legal advice is about as good as your driving.
Cop arrives two minutes later.
Me: Thanks for coming so quickly, I'm not from here. She said you'd be an hour.
Cop: That's county.
Me: I see.
Trashygirl: He was harassing me.
Me: I suggested that she was texting, because I saw it. I suppose that seems like harassment when you are not the victim.
Cop: License and registration.
Me: Here you are sir.
Trashygirl: Blah blah blah, there was this time it was suspended, seizure, blah blah something blah.
(Wait 10 minutes while Trashygirl spews insults at me, but also for the benefit of people on her phone.)
Cop: You are free to go, sir.
Me: Ok. How do I get her info, from the Police report?
Cop: Yes. You are free to go.
Me: Thank you sir.
Trashygirl: Are you happy now? Hope you have a good day, sarcasm.
Me: I hope that you don't have any outstanding warrants, sarcasm.
Trashygirl to Cop: Did you hear what he said to me?
Cop: I'm not concerned with what he said to you.
When I drove away, they were having a serious discussion. I hope that bitch gets booked.
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