"Official" Penguin Chronicles

[Davidmnc]

my sources have just provided me with a reconnaissance photo.. it seems the kidnappers have previous experience..

At least they are concerned with his oral hygiene. Wait!! Oral hygiene! Could Wrink have him? He does have a Ford truck! He could have snuck down to KW and snatched him!

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Still smiling.

 

[Blue Oval]

Does the toothbrush have anything to do with Doc T? If he hands out bat brushes I might change my Dentist

 

[Bobcat]

Gotta agree here. If it were MY Penguin....this would have never happened.:dupe:

it would have a hole cut out in the back if it were yours :sifone:

 

[Ratickle]

it would have a hole worn out in the back if it were yours :sifone:

Fixed it for you.....:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

thanks:sifone:

 

[MarylandMark]

Does the toothbrush have anything to do with Doc T? If he hands out bat brushes I might change my Dentist

http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5670

 

[Pengy]

Ya, that's right. Livin' large these days. Thought I'd check in see how things are going back home. Gettin' used to a life on the road. Been travelin' mostly. Hit some spots where we found some action. Ran into some other dudes who were holed up, so we checked it out. Got some hot penguin tale last night, or maybe this morning. Not really sure, it's all a blur. Nothin' like the smell of hot penguin ass in the morning. Not quite sure where we're at, or where we're going, but we have no worries, we'll get to where we're headed. Got some deals cookin' up, mayhem and madness. Pass me another smoke and pour me another drink, we're headin' out. Let's roll.

L8R,
Pengy.

 

[Wrinkleface]

Ya, that's right. Livin' large these days. Thought I'd check in see how things are going back home. Gettin' used to a life on the road. Been travelin' mostly. Hit some spots where we found some action. Ran into some other dudes who were holed up, so we checked it out. Got some hot penguin tale last night, or maybe this morning. Not really sure, it's all a blur. Nothin' like the smell of hot penguin ass in the morning. Not quite sure where we're at, or where we're going, but we have no worries, we'll get to where we're headed. Got some deals cookin' up, mayhem and madness. Pass me another smoke and pour me another drink, we're headin' out. Let's roll.

L8R,
Pengy.

slow down Bubba, U just got your life back!!!!:driving:

 

[Blue Oval]

So what kinda toothbrush's does Doc T give out?

 

[Wrinkleface]

So what kinda toothbrush's does Doc T give out?

soft!!!!:biggrinjester:

 

[Blue Oval]

I think you should give out tooth brushes with adds on them for your local business's , cash in on some extra cash! I want a % of this thought!

 

[Ratickle]

Heard he was seen hanging with someone in pink......

 

[Ratickle]

Hope he doesn't completely cross to the dark side......:ack2:

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Pengy is living large..I am jealous

 

[C5Steve]

Ya, that's right. Livin' large these days. Thought I'd check in see how things are going back home. Gettin' used to a life on the road. Been travelin' mostly. Hit some spots where we found some action. Ran into some other dudes who were holed up, so we checked it out. Got some hot penguin tale last night, or maybe this morning. Not really sure, it's all a blur. Nothin' like the smell of hot penguin ass in the morning. Not quite sure where we're at, or where we're going, but we have no worries, we'll get to where we're headed. Got some deals cookin' up, mayhem and madness. Pass me another smoke and pour me another drink, we're headin' out. Let's roll.

L8R,
Pengy.

Pengy might being forced to make such statement like any good kidnapper would do to throw off a rescue. But Pengy might be giving clues to be rescued... The matches say 224 Duval St http://miami.citysearch.com/profile/map/2528752/key_west_fl/garden_of_eden.html but the phone number on the matches says 4545 and Garden of Eden is 4565 But... looking up the # listed on the matches you get the "Lost Weekend Liquor Store" (Strange name) in Key West http://floridakeysconnection.com/community/DisplayAd.asp?id=4105 Pengy might be tied up in the basement of this "Liquor store" You can use the google satellite map provided in the link for further covert ops.

 

[Buoy]

We've come this far...
And the Penguin is now apparently roaming the country and keeping up with questionable company of his own free reign.

My only question - what is the penguins name?
Very mysterious that his name has yet to be mentioned.

David, you must answer this, it may help in bringing him home.

 

[Chris]

"Nothin' like the smell of hot penguin ass in the morning."


I sense a T-shirt in the making.

 

[Madpoodle]

"Nothin' like the smell of hot penguin ass in the morning."


I sense a T-shirt in the making.

A XXL please sir...

 

[BBB725]

Peguiny made OSO


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