"Official" Penguin Chronicles

[phragle]

Negotiations have failed, however during the talks Sunkin had an operative disguised a red cross worker, looking out for the welfare of Pengy. The operative managed to plant a GPS tracking device. The operative reports seeing Pengy tied, drugged and forced to watch propaganda films. He also reported another PENGUIN was guarding pengy. BEWARNED the piks you have been shown by the captors may not be our pengy, but a different evil penguin. we are now in the formative stages of planning an all out assualt on the compound.

 

[MarylandMark]

but a different evil penguin

aren't they all? :sifone:

 

[Davidmnc]

Negotiations have failed, however during the talks Sunkin had an operative disguised a red cross worker, looking out for the welfare of Pengy. The operative managed to plant a GPS tracking device. The operative reports seeing Pengy tied, drugged and forced to watch propaganda films. He also reported another PENGUIN was guarding pengy. BEWARNED the piks you have been shown by the captors may not be our pengy, but a different evil penguin. we are now in the formative stages of planning an all out assualt on the compound.

You guys are the best! I knew he had not turned on us!!! We gotta get'm back!!! :USA:

 

[phragle]

Recon pik... sunkin needs to equip his guys wth better night vision..

 

[Wrinkleface]

Alright, where is the little pest???????:lurk5:

 

[phragle]

Im on it, give me another couple days..we are trying to keep the rescue from turning into another Waco....

 

[Wrinkleface]

im on it, give me another couple days..we are trying to keep the rescue from turning into another waco....

ok!!:usa:

 

[phragle]

I mentioned in the other post... we are dealing with a very bad penguin an his armed cohorts... the wouldn't hesitate for a minute to waste our little buddy. We have them under surveillance and we are putting together a plan, rest assured the penguin will enjoy Thanksgiving safe with his friends. Sunkin's lagging with the RPG's.. but it was his guys that got us this night vision recon photo..

 

[phragle]

Found out Sunkin's guy had bad batteries... got that taken care of and Chris sent him back in... worse than thought, the evil penguin (though not the ring leader) is on a drug fueled vodka swilling binge.. From the casings we surmise they are armed with AK's, there are also multiple boobey traps and IED's on the premises. We are going to have to plan this out carefully or we will have another Waco on are hands.

 

[Scarab KV]

maybe he will come home with the Stockholm Syndrim!!! and hate life for ever,and want to be beat and things stuck up in him and twirled around on large objects,and ,,i cant bare to think about it any more,,,,

Start'n to sound like a muppet:biggrinjester:

 

[Scarab KV]

Special ops recon photos of their outer defenses. It appears they may have a secret weapon of some sort.

 

[Ratickle]

Found out Sunkin's guy had bad batteries... got that taken care of and Chris sent him back in... worse than thought, the evil penguin (though not the ring leader) is on a drug fueled vodka swilling binge.. From the casings we surmise they are armed with AK's, there are also multiple boobey traps and IED's on the premises. We are going to have to plan this out carefully or we will have another Waco on are hands.

What the heck are they aiming at???????:ack2:

 

[Ted]

What the heck are they aiming at???????:ack2:

Penguin Pennis of course!

 

[Davidmnc]

Penguin Pennis of course!

Duhhhhhh

 

[imco offshore]

do penguins shave? i was noticeing all the styptic dust on the table,?

 

[Wrinkleface]

I mentioned in the other post... we are dealing with a very bad penguin an his armed cohorts... the wouldn't hesitate for a minute to waste our little buddy. We have them under surveillance and we are putting together a plan, rest assured the penguin will enjoy Thanksgiving safe with his friends. Sunkin's lagging with the RPG's.. but it was his guys that got us this night vision recon photo..

OMG, that isn't Frankie's sites is it??? He said the other day he was sight'n in a rifle!!!!!

 

[Wrinkleface]

do penguins shave? i was noticeing all the styptic dust on the table,?

Anti-itch powder!!!!!:26:

 

[DollaBill]

Found out Sunkin's guy had bad batteries... got that taken care of and Chris sent him back in... worse than thought, the evil penguin (though not the ring leader) is on a drug fueled vodka swilling binge.. From the casings we surmise they are armed with AK's, there are also multiple boobey traps and IED's on the premises. We are going to have to plan this out carefully or we will have another Waco on are hands.

ok, just almost spit out my coffee. :rofl:

 

[Tom A.]

Lmfao!

 

[Tom A.]

Good point!