"Official" Penguin Chronicles

[LadyDaze]

I don't think the pengy paid anyone off to get out of there....he looked like he was having a helluva time in Boca Grande before he got snatched

And I am certain the pengy likes more than boobies by the looks of his behavior; naughty pengy

 

[Ratickle]

I saw him in some kinda perverted position more than once.....

 

[phragle]

what's in the box?

 

[Ratickle]

He was looking wistfully off into the distance the last we saw of him...


Maybe it's a staged event to cover his expenses in Key west??????

 

[sellsman11]

I can find the Penguin and ensure his timely release. Who is buying me drinks?

 

[Airpacker]

I can find the Penguin and ensure his timely release. Who is buying me drinks?

I think paying the ransom would be cheaper:26:

 

[Davidmnc]

i think paying the ransom would be cheaper:26:

+1

 

[sellsman11]

I think paying the ransom would be cheaper:26:

Shut your Canadian Pie Hole!! I've got a good thing going here!:sifone:

 

[phragle]

Frankie...you didnt see the reward poster??

 

[Dominic]

If some of you get input that he might be near QC (being brought back to his natural cold climate as his last wish), i'll volunteer to do my best to go save this furry friend!

 

[Buoy]

Thanks buddy. When you get kidnaped see if I help find you! :reddevil:

Hey, hey, hey...
I just have a feeling that with Bobcats camera, there may be photos worth more than the ransom.
Don't worry, I got your back, or tail-fin, or whatever the hell it is penguins have...
But, you're blowing my negotiations.

 

[phragle]

OK..I just mixed 3 gallons of gas and a box of tide, 1000 rounds for the SKS, the explorer has a full tank of gas and I have my kevlar undies on, lets do this!!!!

 

[Buoy]

OK..I just mixed 3 gallons of gas and a box of tide, 1000 rounds for the SKS, the explorer has a full tank of gas and I have my kevlar undies on, lets do this!!!!

That reminds me of a line from the Blues Brothers.
As long as we have at least a half pack of cigarettes, I'm in.

 

[Blue Oval]

I called a couple friends from Miami, told them they owe me one. They are on the job!:boxing_smiley:

 

[Davidmnc]

I called a couple friends from Miami, told them they owe me one. They are on the job!:boxing_smiley:

Shes hot! :leaving::drool5:

 

[Scarab KV]

I called a couple friends from Miami, told them they owe me one. They are on the job!:boxing_smiley:

:huh: So where does she hide her gun?

 

[Bobcat]

66 hours. Instructions may be found with the catman.

uh-oh.......no blindfold.......usually if you see the kidnappers faces you're a goner

 

[Davidmnc]

uh-oh.......no blindfold.......usually if you see the kidnappers faces you're a goner

Good point, but penguins don't see very well! *wink wink*

 

[phragle]

I overheard someone talking about putting the penguin on ice....

 

[Davidmnc]

Good. They are taking good care of him then!