"Official" Penguin Chronicles

[phragle]

I regret that it has come to this, but I have broken into the Outerlimits fund.

 

[Penguin Snatcher]

I overheard someone talking about putting the penguin on ice....

You are correct mister phragle. The little f'er would not stop squeaking. Too much of a chance we would be found.

We are not joking....you have 54 hour remaining; it will only continue to get worse.

Pay up or he will be torn feather by feather.

 

[phragle]

You are correct mister phragle. The little f'er would not stop squeaking. Too much of a chance we would be found.

We are not joking....you have 54 hour remaining; it will only continue to get worse.

Pay up or he will be torn feather by feather.

Uhhhmmmm... look up fool....the ransom has been paid.

 

[Davidmnc]

You are correct mister phragle. The little f'er would not stop squeaking. Too much of a chance we would be found.

We are not joking....you have 54 hour remaining; it will only continue to get worse.

Pay up or he will be torn feather by feather.

He's in a freezer. As long as they keep him out of the oven he is OK.

 

[Davidmnc]

Uhhhmmmm... look up fool....the ransom has been paid.

These guys are not professionals are they?

 

[Davidmnc]

I regret that it has come to this, but I have broken into the Outerlimits fund.

You are a good man or um puppet..........or um ostrich.............or what ever the hell you are! Your good! :sifone:

 

[phragle]

:boxing_smiley:

 

[Davidmnc]

Any word on his release?

 

[Wrinkleface]

Any word on his release?

Intense negotiations led by SOS CEO Chris Sunkin R go'n slow & there is talk of a BBQ'd "wing" b"n thrown out a window??????:willy_nilly:

 

[Penguin Snatcher]

Time is passing quickly. The Catman has not seen any activity in his vicinity.

Do you actually have love for this filthy beast!?

It is nearing a tasty mesquite barbeque. We will first marinate his plumage in lighter fluid to ensure fully cooking his scrawny body...pengy will have no chance if you do not act quickly!!!! :reddevil::reddevil::reddevil:

 

[cigdaze]

Oh crap...They're going to burn him at the stake!!!

 

[Davidmnc]

Oh crap...They're going to burn him at the stake!!!

:boxing_smiley::boxing_smiley::boxing_smiley::boxing_smiley::boxing_smiley:

 

[BBB725]

I hear they taste like chicken:sifone:

 

[Davidmnc]

I hear they taste like chicken:sifone:

Shut up Brooks!!! This is SERIOUS! :biggrinjester:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I hear they taste like chicken:sifone:

But smell like tuna?

 

[Wrinkleface]

But smell like tuna?

 

[Airpacker]

But smell like tuna?

Herring actually :26:

 

[Wrinkleface]

Herring actually :26:

That's what she said!!:biggrinjester::leaving:

 

[Ted]

Herring actually :26:

I was thinking cat sass :sifone::sifone:

 

[Blue Oval]

I was told by a friend to use a fryer on them, just like Turkeys.:sifone: