"Official" Penguin Chronicles

[BBB725]

Prolly staged his own obduction so he can live out his years with BB.

Hmmm....BB or daddy who wears tites and a cape?

I have an APB out for the little guy in Marathon!

I think it's to late the pic looks like north of me, some where between Key Largo and Florida City

 

[Mark]

Be sure to check all of the strip clubs.....the little guy loves the boobie!

 

[Airpacker]

Let them keep the penguin and use the 50K to pay for next years bar tab in KW.......

:cheers2:

That might be a little light. We'll need to invest in some short term, high yield funds to cover the tips.:biggrinjester:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I just recieved word that the penguin was waterboarded in an attempt to ellicit information about Serious success...... Sunkin, we are going to need night-vision, MP5's, RPGs and a chopper.

I've done some follow up, turns out he wasn't "waterboarded" they took him wakeboarding... Damn flatbillers must have him!

So what's the plan for the exchange Chris, you going to grab one of the kidnappers and beat the information out of them? Is Bobcat going to hold the uzi while you're diving over there? :sifone:

 

[Airpacker]

PS, my guess is the perp is the tat covered dyke with hardware face and spikey hair that threatened to "kick my azz" in the last bar I saw BC and the bird together shortly before he was jumped.
Any one want to volunteer to go ask her a few questions?

 

[Chris]

I missed all the fun.

 

[DonziGirl]

:willy_nilly:

 

[MacGyver]

I missed all the fun.

In a way, you created the fun

 

[BBB725]

I think we need proof of life before proceeding with the ransom demands

 

[Airpacker]

Maybe the pengynapper could forward photographic evidence of the bird's condition. Perhaps a shot of his pennis or a big fresh pengy turd in the shape of an "S".

 

[Penguin Snatcher]

66 hours. Instructions may be found with the catman.

 

[Blue Oval]

Ask for a feather and perform some DNA test, Doc T took science class, he can perform the CSI work, and don't talk to anyone until we get a tap on Bobcats phone!

 

[Buoy]

Screw the penguin, what about Bobcat's camera???
I want to see the pics!

 

[Ratickle]

Screw the penguin, I want to see the pics!

You perv, that's probably what they're doing now......:ack2:

 

[Blue Oval]

The camera is fine, what do you think they took the picture with! Dah!

 

[Chris]

66 hours. Instructions may be found with the catman.

Ever seen the movie "Ransom"?

 

[Davidmnc]

66 hours. Instructions may be found with the catman.

:ack2::ack2::ack2::ack2::ack2:

 

[Davidmnc]

66 hours. Instructions may be found with the catman.

What kind of truck does Bob drive?????

 

[Davidmnc]

Screw the penguin, what about Bobcat's camera???
I want to see the pics!

Thanks buddy. When you get kidnaped see if I help find you! :reddevil:

 

[Chris]

66 hours. Instructions may be found with the catman.

Ever seen the movie "Ransom"?