Official: Canada bashing thread

[poncho]

Been busy with a project and come back to find this thread! Flippin funny!

 

[Bobcat]

So I'm getting out of the truck at home and this young man walls up and asks about work in KW.....I tell him we are looking for a laborer who isn't afraid of heights (50') He is all gung ho so I introduce him to the Bossman......he fills out all of this info and says he'll work cheap.......turns out he is on vacation and is leaving tomorrow to go back to..........................................................................................................................................Canada........:huh:

thanks for wasting my time !!!!!:boxing_smiley:

 

[Ratickle]

So I'm getting out of the truck at home and this young man walls up and asks about work in KW.....I tell him we are looking for a laborer who isn't afraid of heights (50') He is all gung ho so I introduce him to the Bossman......he fills out all of this info and says he'll work cheap.......turns out he is on vacation and is leaving tomorrow to go back to..........................................................................................................................................Canada........:huh:

thanks for wasting my time !!!!!:boxing_smiley:

Too funny........

 

[fund razor]

Canada welcomes Randy Quaid.

http://backofthebook.ca/2011/02/23/welcome-to-canada-randy-quaid/4623/

 

[rschap1]

He did help give us


Quick Change
with
Bill Murray

 

[fund razor]

We owed them for Celine Dion.

 

[Bobcat]

Did I just hear a horn honk?

 

[Bobcat]

Tonight's 30 Rock episode



30 Rock
Double-Edged Sword
10:00-10:30p | Ch 6 WTVJ

Jack and a very pregnant Avery take a romantic break in Canada. When Avery goes into labor, the power couple desperately scramble to not give birth to a Canadian.

 

[rschap1]

That show is one of my favorites. That episode was great too

 

[fund razor]

I met the Canadian Consulate today at lunch. He sat at my table. He didn't say much. I passed him the salt and pepper. There wasn't any ketchup. It was a little awkward, on account of the whole war of 1812 discussion. (It was a historical society lunch.)

I wanted to ask him if he had seen the video "Canadian Please."

 

[JJ Apache]

I met the Canadian Consulate today at lunch. He sat at my table. He didn't say much. I passed him the salt and pepper. There wasn't any ketchup. It was a little awkward, on account of the whole war of 1812 discussion. (It was a historical society lunch.)

I wanted to ask him if he had seen the video "Canadian Please."

I bet you did!!!

 

[Bobcat]

One of the Ladies I play softball with, softball nickname is Dizzy (from Desirae)

 

[Bobcat]

Dammit, it won't enlarge. Her shirt says Canada; Americas hat.

 

[JJ Apache]

Is she drinking Canadian booze?

 

[Bobcat]

I just finished an old Elmore Leonard novel from 1977 called " Unknown Man #98"

There is a phone conversation between one guy in Detroit, and another crossing the bridge into Canada " I see a sign that says Chinese Restaurant, and underneath it says both Chinese and Canadian food served.......WTF is Canadian Food ?"

 

[fund razor]

WTF is Canadian Food ?"

Poutine, Nanaimo Bar, Butter Tart, Back Bacon, Boots of British, Boiled Fiddleheads, Maple Syrup, Caribou Stew, MacDonalds, Roast Beef with Yorkshire Pudding (similar to item 5), Monkcheese, Kraft Dinner, American Food bought while here seeking health care and Crown Royal.

 

[Buoy]

Aahhhhh - Back Bacon!!!:hurray:

I think chicken fingers may be canadian (canadien) also (at least according to Trailer park Boys)

 

[Bobcat]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[fund razor]

Vancouver apparently has gotten as good as the US at rioting.

Just not hockey.

 

[fund razor]

Dear Canada:

Burn more Fords.

Your friend,
Detroit