Official: Canada bashing thread

[Davidmnc]

Q: How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decidehow to solve the problem; one Francophone to complain that this joke wasn’t translated into French; one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked; one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been under represented in the process; one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back; one to actually screw it in; one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it; one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink; and one to drop the puck.

:cheers2::cheers2:

 

[Enabler]

:sifone:and one more to talk about how much better the old lightbulb was

 

[Bobcat]

two canadians ran up a two hundred dollar bar tab


they didn't tip.

 

[fund razor]

You know the game "Slug Bug?"

I have one that I play on I-75. It's called Phucking Canadian.

 

[Bobcat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FEW5mh7iAI

 

[BBB725]

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American
fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

 

[fund razor]

Whoever sold them on the idea of UP being part of Michigan was a genius. And that was without a bridge.

 

[BBB725]

Whoever sold them on the idea of UP being part of Michigan was a genius. And that was without a bridge.

Hey now, that's not fair, I have a bunch of friends from da UP and I can tell you that some of them have close to a triple digit IQs

 

[Davidmnc]

Hey now, that's not fair, I have a bunch of friends from da UP and I can tell you that some of them have close to a triple digit IQs

Right of the decibel does not count! :icon_bs:

 

[BBB725]

How can you top this

 

[BBB725]

Classic

 

[fund razor]

Hey now, that's not fair, I have a bunch of friends from da UP and I can tell you that some of them have close to a triple digit IQs

That is exactly why they were able to talk the Canadians out of the UP.

 

[BBB725]

The biggest difference between the UP and Canada is one sells fuel by the gallon the other sells it by the liter

 

[Bobcat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FEW5mh7iAI

Still too good to pass up!

 

[Tony]

The biggest difference between the UP and Canada is one sells fuel by the gallon the other sells it by the liter

Litre, damn Canuks and their funny spelling anyway.:03:

 

[BBB725]

Litre, damn Canuks and their funny spelling anyway.:03:

Don't trust my spelling, once the word is over 4 letters long all bet are off

 

[Tony]

Im not any better. I have found English to Canadian translation amazingly easy though.

Just cram "our" in the middle of the word somewhere and you'll be close.

Besides, if your in Canada you really only need to know a few key words, most can be learned through watching Strange Brew.

Hockey
Whiskey
Beer
Snowmobile
Hoser
Eh


Whoops, forgot about "que"

 

[BBB725]

Forgot Puck

Only 4 letters

 

[fund razor]

The Canadian Thanksgiving was Monday. They have it in October because by November it is too dam cold to go out.
It is held on Columbus Day, which gives us an indication that what they are really grateful for is for Columbus' discovery of America.

 

[BBB725]

So who discovered Canada?

We need someone to blame