The governor's office and I had a meeting of the minds yesterday.
A lady named Peggy Kasses, from the Office of Citizen Services (governor's), told me to contact a lady named Patricia something or other. I told her I had already done so. Patricia was LESS than helpful, and downright rude. Patricia was supposed to call me yesterday. Why was I NOT surprised when she didn't call. The only reason Patricia even has a job, is due to affirmative action. I told Peggy on the phone for the second time, that if Patricia was drawing a check paid by my taxes, I wanted her fired! Patricia is truly worthless. Peggy's phone is 888-419-3456. The power of the offshore boating community has worked before. I'm like a dog with a bone about this. I told whoever first answered the phone at the guv's office, that I wanted to speak to Peggy. She tried to patch me to her, but said Peggy was on the phone, that I could leave her a message. I told that woman that she didn't understand, that this IS a matter of life or death. She had me stay on the line, until she got Peggy on the phone. My US Senator is Mel Martinez, and he doesn't even have a phone number listed on his site. I left him a THIRD email saying that I didn't really give a damn if I live or die, but my mom gives a lot of damn! My state representative is Pat Patterson. I was at a bank if downtown Deland cashing a check, when I saw his room number on the directory, so I figured I'd just drop in and pay him a visit. His office was vacant, so I asked this hottie I'd talked to in the elevator if she knew where he had moved. She told me the new county building on NY Ave. It's the same building where I pay the water bill, so I know exactly where it's located. I intended on paying him a visit on Monday, but here it is Wednesday, and I simply have not had time to drop in.
Trust me, I'm not scared to see anybody, if I think they can help. Our fealess leader in Washington is not immune from me, if that's what it takes. There ain't no shame to my game. First I will try camping out at the ER at Shands, and do my best bacon frying in a pan routime, if that doesn't work, after I get out of Alachua County jail, I'm headed north to Tallahassee, and see if I can't land in Deleon County jail. I've already sent the Orlando Sentinal an email about the non-help of Mel Martines. By the time I'm done, I'll have more media coverage than Patty Sheenan, I swear it.
The best bet so far has come from Scott B, at Jackson Memorial at the University of Miami. I should be freed up enough to make a trip to Miami by next week. Shands is a whole lot closer. We just finished a job just a couple blocks from Shands. I've also called Shands in Jax, and Mayo Clinic in Jax.
When Peggy told me that she didn't have control over which county did what, I pointed out that the last time I checked, the governor was the governor of the WHOLE state of Florida, not just certain counties. I'm beginning to get pissed at the whole mess, I can even feel my blood pressure rising as I type this.
I have not yet begun to fight. Quitters never win, and winners never quit, and I'm no quitter. The guv and Mel Martinez can ignore me at there on peril. I swear by God himself, I will not quit.