My favorite lines I hear in the boat business. What are yours/?

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Is that one of those Cigarette boats?

 

[Ratickle]

Nope, this one's a Cigar boat. Bigger than a Cigarette boat.

 

[Bobcat]

"Do You have room in Your Truck for My tools? "

Me: "Nope"

Them: " Can I look?"

Me:"You can f*ck off"

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

"When can I drop it off? I'm in no hurry."

Translation, I'm tired of paying storage

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

"Oh come on, I can bring it by now. It wont take you that long. "

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

I always suggest to my customers to run the fuel low before lay up. I remind one to do just that.
A few days later he brings his boat for winterizing and end of season storage and states," I Just filled it up with Fuel."
I respond ," We just spoke about that." He claims," My neighbor said I should fill it."

Irritated I respond, "Who's working on your boat? Maybe you should let him do your service."

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

I suggest every time you pull the boat out at the ramp pull the drain plug. Never let the boat sit with the drain plug in.

"OK" he says, Then asks, " Where is the drain plug?"

 

[jrdonnellyjr]

I bet you get lots of pu$$y with that!!! I say " Are you looking at my dick?'

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

I can't say I ever heard a grown man say that.

 

[jrdonnellyjr]

I can't say I ever heard a grown man say that.

Well i have. Thanks for your input.

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

"Did you use your boat a lot this year?" I ask.

Yes, at first, Haven't used it much since June. It's been too hot.

Only in Texas

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

When your not busy call me, I'll bring it over so you can look at it.

 

[Ratickle]

So, how many of those who say that have you called back????

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Are you still working on boats?