A Democrat Congressman was seated next to Little Johnny on an airplane, when the Congressman turned to him and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Congressman. "How about global warming or universal health care," and he smiles smugly.
"OK," he said. "Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Democrat Congressman, visibly surprised by Little Johnny's witty question, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the Little Johnny replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know sht?"
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Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Congressman. "How about global warming or universal health care," and he smiles smugly.
"OK," he said. "Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Democrat Congressman, visibly surprised by Little Johnny's witty question, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the Little Johnny replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know sht?"
:rofl: :rofl:
