laugh today

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

This is pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/NA-ST8nXl4U?rel=0

 

[Ratickle]

That is.... I'm surprised one of them didn't smash it....

 

[Bobcat]

Those bulls won't give milk anymore


What I want to know is what that white cow did to impress the others to let him run in that posse!:26:

 

[fund razor]

They "jumped" him in.

 

[Ratickle]

Token white cow......

 

[phragle]

so what do you get when you cross an elephant and a hooker???
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A 3/4 ton pickup.......

 

[Ratickle]

The Storm...



They were together in the House. Just the two of them.

It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out.... She screamed...

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on....

They knew it was wrong...Their families would never understand... So consumed were they in their FEAR that they heard no opening of doors... just the faint click of a camera......

 

[clayinaustin]

Too funny! :cheers2:

 

[old377guy]

The Storm...



They were together in the House. Just the two of them.

It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out.... She screamed...

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on....

They knew it was wrong...Their families would never understand... So consumed were they in their FEAR that they heard no opening of doors... just the faint click of a camera......


my God, even your boating expertise is eclipsed by by your literary prowess!

 

[Bobcat]

This at the Scrub Club Massage Parlor on Duval..in fine print:boobflash:

 

[Ratickle]

This at the Scrub Club Massage Parlor on Duval..in fine print:boobflash:

So you figured it out after the third or fourth time you had to pay it?????

 

[Ratickle]

my God, even your boating expertise is eclipsed by by your literary prowess!

Wish it were mine, I'm no where that good.


Bobcat may be though.....

 

[Bobcat]

:sifone:

 

[Blue Oval]

What's up with this Mike?

 

[Ratickle]

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" he said to the bartender. "We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."


The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the whore and two beers. He grabbed the beer bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.:sifone:

"How do you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the miner.



"I don't," replied the whore, "but I thought you might like to open those beers before we get started."

 

[Bobcat]

OWW!