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Ratickle
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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along an Iowa country road one evening when an old dairy cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened and pay them for the cow. She stayed in the car making phone calls.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."
"What did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."
"What did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
Ratickle
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Clintons’ empty seats spark pity. Tickets going for price of a fast food meal.
The first stop in the Bill and Hillary Clinton speaking tour had more open seats than a Marlins game in August. One ticket was going for $6.55 in the final minutes before the event and did not sell...
Top tickets for events in Texas were initially going from about $70 up to nearly $700 each on the 13-city tour.
But the couple’s scheduled stop at Smart Financial Centre at Sugar Land on Tuesday has seen a substantial drop in ticket prices. In fact, some tickets can be had for the price of a fast food drive-through meal, selling for an amazing $6 each.
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2018/1...ts-going-for-price-of-a-fast-food-meal-698947
The first stop in the Bill and Hillary Clinton speaking tour had more open seats than a Marlins game in August. One ticket was going for $6.55 in the final minutes before the event and did not sell...
Top tickets for events in Texas were initially going from about $70 up to nearly $700 each on the 13-city tour.
But the couple’s scheduled stop at Smart Financial Centre at Sugar Land on Tuesday has seen a substantial drop in ticket prices. In fact, some tickets can be had for the price of a fast food drive-through meal, selling for an amazing $6 each.
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2018/1...ts-going-for-price-of-a-fast-food-meal-698947
Ratickle
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Bishop Joseph Strickland of Tyler, Texas sent a warning to Americans about listening to Hillary Clinton late last year. The former Secretary of State and two-time Democratic presidential candidate has been comparing pro-life laws in the U.S. to Islamic Sharia law in the Sudan and Afghanistan.
Strickland couldn’t remain silent on the issues any longer. “Please, please don’t listen to this evil woman,” he said bluntly. “Her lies and immorality need to be silenced for the good of humanity.”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opin...1&cvid=ebb4c7e56db34a179ed00a768d06999a&ei=21
Strickland couldn’t remain silent on the issues any longer. “Please, please don’t listen to this evil woman,” he said bluntly. “Her lies and immorality need to be silenced for the good of humanity.”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opin...1&cvid=ebb4c7e56db34a179ed00a768d06999a&ei=21
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