all these people offshore racing is dead. The ramifications for me will be dire:
I will have to drop my carple tunnel lawsuit against Michigan City, Sarasota, Ocean City, Biloxi etc. for making me sighn to many posters
My dream of having t2x call a race from a helo will die with it
Haggin will make us race Monster trucks
I’ll have to cut my hair
The newspapers will have to sell the front page picture at every race site to Snuggles or Oxy Clean
Obama will form a new gov’t agency to run and regulate offshore racing.
My driver Marc will have to go back to 3 martini lunches and golf on Fridays.
My manager will charge me double to stage a comeback like Shumacher
I will have to re up my captains license to handle a 78ft Rybovich that Haggin wants to buy and paint yellow, then spend the next 5 years fishing Sportfish Tournaments around the world.