Great News for these financially challenged times!

[Davidmnc]

found a local hooker who charges by the inch.

Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap night out.

 

[MattBMiller]

:rofl:

 

[sellsman11]

found a local hooker who charges by the inch.

Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap night out.

Carey Downz should be ALL over this one. He could carry a $5 bill and get change back!!:03::03::rofl::biggrinjester:

 

[LaughingCat]

This gives new meaning to the phrase "she'd have to pay me for sex."

 

[CDOWNS]

Carey Downz should be ALL over this one. He could carry a $5 bill and get change back!!:03::03::rofl::biggrinjester:

How much per inch???????:rofl: .

 

[Sea-Dated]

How much per inch???????:rofl: .

That is the million dollar question.....:biggrinjester:

 

[Wrinkleface]

:26:

 

[Davidmnc]

How much per inch???????:rofl: .

I think it is a sliding scale price list. Girth is also a consideration. :sifone:

 

[MarylandMark]

I thought about doing her but figured I'd rather have a new 80' Nortech with quad 3600HP MAN's with a lifetime fuel card, fully trained crew of 22 year old hotties and unlimited booze the rest of my life for the same coin

 

[Davidmnc]

I thought about doing her but figured I'd rather have a new 80' Nortech with quad 3600HP MAN's with a lifetime fuel card, fully trained crew of 22 year old hotties and unlimited booze the rest of my life for the same coin

That's sounds about right.....................................NOT!

 

[sellsman11]

I thought about doing her but figured I'd rather have a new 80' Nortech with quad 3600HP MAN's with a lifetime fuel card, fully trained crew of 22 year old hotties and unlimited booze the rest of my life for the same coin

Step away from the pipe.:dupe::sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

I'm in ..........................






barely:sifone:

 

[Wrinkleface]

I'm in ..........................






barely:sifone:

put your clothes back on!!!!!:boxing_smiley:

 

[Bobcat]

I always leave one leg in the pants in case I gotta leave fast !!

 

[03darkshadow]

I'm in ..........................






barely:sifone:

scrapin the sh*t outta the sides and bottoming out. :sifone:

 

[Ratickle]

I always leave one leg in the pants in case I gotta leave fast !!

So come fast and leave fast???? :sifone:

 

[Wrinkleface]

So come fast and leave fast???? :sifone:

Things 2 do, don't ya know!!!!!:26:

 

[Bobcat]

hey , I pay by the hour , er second !:sifone:

 

[Tommy Gun]

How much per inch???????:rofl: .

Remember 1 inch more and you'd be King; 1 inch less,

 

[Scarab KV]

scrapin the sh*t outta the sides and bottoming out. :sifone:

wrong hole there mister!!