Gone native

[Buoy]

and you shoulda said " no, last time I was here it wasn't me"

I usually save that reply for the police.

 

[Buoy]

Fund, this is the place right next to "Lucky Bob's"

And yes, after the cut, I picked up three 30's

 

[fund razor]

I went and got a haircut today.
It's been 3 months.
Went to the same place as last time.
The gal is half way through cutting my hair, and says "You were here last time, weren't you"?

So, I guess it took her halfway through cutting my hair to recognize me.

Probably couldn't see you very well until she hit the mid-way point.

That's the only way that she would know it was you, because everybody is quiet in the chair and looks at her boobs.

 

[fund razor]

Fund, this is the place right next to "Lucky Bob's"

And yes, after the cut, I picked up three 30's

Well, you did drive all the way into town and everything.

I miss Lucky Bob's.

 

[Ratickle]

And it's a looooong, thirsty, dry, hot drive........

 

[Buoy]

I don't know why, or maybe I do, but everytime I get a haircut I think of this thread.
Holy crap, almost 5 months this time.
The floor looked carpeted by the time she was done.

And, Lucky Bob once again came through with 3 cold 30's.

 

[fund razor]

90 beers. You should be good for a few days.

 

[old377guy]

.....when the cat's away the mice will play.............:26:

 

[Buoy]

90 beers. You should be good for a few days.

.....when the cat's away the mice will play.............:26:

It lasts longer when she's gone.
I'd rather have her here.

 

[Bobcat]

One day we'll have 30 packs in the Keys......one day....

 

[Bobcat]

Mean while, in water near Key West, a storm is brewing.

Luckily I purchased my $2 worth of lotto tickets between ominous clouds.( the Machines do not work when it is raining )

 

[Buoy]

.( the Machines do not work when it is raining )

Neither do the natives.

 

[Bobcat]

I've been off all week , except for driving the truck. Blew my hamstring last Friday running bases, did the finishing touch on Tuesday, sliding down a gravel ramp at the New Firestation...did the slow motion splits....got the hamstring again, plus the knee, and ankle. I'm waiting on a new "MONDO" brace that was supposed to be delivered today...nothing so far...leg up on the desk...swilling beer.

From Softball last Friday....ice and frozen french fries !

 

[fund razor]

Thank God you aren't bald.

(I was looking for the positive side.)

 

[old377guy]

I've been off all week , except for driving the truck. Blew my hamstring last Friday running bases, did the finishing touch on Tuesday, sliding down a gravel ramp at the New Firestation...did the slow motion splits....got the hamstring again, plus the knee, and ankle. I'm waiting on a new "MONDO" brace that was supposed to be delivered today...nothing so far...leg up on the desk...swilling beer.

From Softball last Friday....ice and frozen french fries !

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looks like you're on some kind of production line..........and here I thought they "broke the mold":biggrinjester:

 

[Buoy]

I've heard of a bag of frozen peas for a vasectomy, so fries for a hamstring sounds about right.
Banquet pot pie for hemmorhoids?

 

[Bobcat]

Skip the frozen entree's when dining at Chez Scovern's !!:sifone:

 

[Buoy]

It's safe when Jody is home.

Toss up if it's just me.

 

[Ratickle]

So how native will you be when she gets back home?

 

[Buoy]

She'll be home next weekend, at least for the weekend, maybe longer.

I'll need to shave before then...