Gone native

[Buoy]

drank beer with the irish today ,they are a menace to society, they drink like demented gas station attendants , one was so ugly I was afraid to ask what he did for a living, the girl had a face only a mother could love, but she had huge tits, I am taking her to dinner tomorrow, what can I say, I am pig

I need to party with you.
Buy a plane ticket out here, and I'm sure I can get Sean to come out.
He has a spare Pantera you can borrow.

Oh wait, I just offered to loan you a boat that isn't mine.
Whatever, a few beers, and we'll all be good.

 

[Bobcat]

I want the 28':reddevil::reddevil:

 

[Ratickle]

There was a guy dancing on the Crow deck in Saugatuck last night made me think of you and this thread.

Straw hat.
Blue hawaiin print shirt
Khaiki brownish knee length shorts (that kept falling down).
Orange Crocs........:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

everything but the crocs!!!!:sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

As a member of that often mis-understood cultural phenomenon known as "The Irish" let me offer you one piece of advice... Stay VERY far away from Irish women. They make Lorena Bobbitt look laid back and compassionate.

And you bring the oars and the 5200 and you can take the 28 where every you want!

 

[Bobcat]

can I bring "filthy oars" ?:sifone:

 

[jayboat]

No human being can EVAR look cool while wearing crocs. Nature's warning sign.

 

[Ratickle]

No human being can EVAR look cool while wearing crocs. Nature's warning sign.

Wow. Don't tell Bobcat. He denies it, but we all know better......:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

hell no! boat shoes or work boots!!!!!!(or softball spikes or golf spikes):sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

You guys wear shoes?

 

[sellsman11]

I just read this enitre thread. LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Not sure how I missed it before.

 

[Bobcat]

there are some sickos on this web site!:sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

can I bring "filthy oars" ?:sifone:

Is there any other kind? :26:

 

[Bobcat]

to lazy to do a web search on that movie "cabin boy":sifone:

 

[Buoy]

I got a haircut today.
I was at least a month overdue.
The chick that cut my hair had a piercing in her lip.
And a tattoo on her wrist.
Her hair was three colors; Black, Pink, and Frosted blond tips. Kinda spikey, and no definite style I could grasp.

I now look like Vince the Sham-wow guy.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I got a haircut Monday. Just got the "3 day party in the back" of the mullet chopped off. But now I look like the little dutch boy. I think it's getting to be clipper time again...

 

[Bobcat]

what f u c king thread was this, too late I am wasted, carry on

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

End of July. You'd better leave town if you know what's good for you Bob... Like I said elsewhere... In the words of the gypsy queen...

 

[MarylandMark]

I love hair cuts!!!

 

[Bobcat]

I spent the day filling parking meters with sand when I suddenly thought " what if I am the crazy one and everyone else is normal"? then I took another swig of used motor oil and gin and came to my senses. that being said it was a terrifying sunset.