Gone native

[Dude! Sweet!]

But first, to make me a little more appealing, I'm going to slap on some Goldbond... Sort of a below the equator Italian Shower...

 

[Bobcat]

gold bond is a powerful adhesive we use to prep the walls for stucco..............but hey.... what works for you:sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Tomorrow is going to hurt...

 

[Bobcat]

Tomorrow is going to hurt...

I was told that pain is cleansing,what a load of sh it !:sifone: this same person also said,if you really love her then you should be happy she is with someone else,another load of sh it, :sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

What they forgot to add is you should be happy she's with someone else, becuase if she was with you, you'd end up F'ing hating her... :sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I went bowling yesterday...

 

[Bobcat]

I haven't bowled since 9/11 when they cut off navy base access to civilians (the only alley here is on boca chica nas)

 

[MarylandMark]

Goldbond? Steer clear of the medicated kind. It gets hot down in the Keys- regular baby powder works the best down there; down there.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I've always had good luck with he medicated kind. Works like a champ for me. Now my exgirlfriend used it once and nearly "medicated" her snatch off... Ah well, at least I have one fond memory of that lousy b*tch! :sifone:

 

[MacGyver]

I've always had good luck with he medicated kind. Works like a champ for me. Now my exgirlfriend used it once and nearly "medicated" her snatch off... Ah well, at least I have one fond memory of that lousy b*tch! :sifone:

LMFAO :rofl:

 

[Bobcat]

I've always had good luck with he medicated kind. Works like a champ for me. Now my exgirlfriend used it once and nearly "medicated" her snatch off... Ah well, at least I have one fond memory of that lousy b*tch! :sifone:

your actions could be described as "premedicated" which carries a heavier penalty:sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Dating her for nearly three years was way more penatly than anyone should have to have endured... Cruel and unusual punishment...

 

[Bobcat]

what'd she have on you ?? voodoo, or tight cooze or forementioned pics:sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Super, super, hot body (rarely enjoyed, but man do I like a challenge) and I was young and stupid. Now I'm old and stupid...

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Volleyball chick... 6'1". And a raving b*tch...

 

[fund razor]

Volleyball chick... 6'1". And a raving b*tch...

And this is coming from a dude in Huntington Beach!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

And this is coming from a dude in Huntington Beach!

But this was in Niagara Falls, my good man. Now, she'd be a dime a dozen... actually that's not 100% true. Most of our tall pretty girls are actually very pleasant. Her bad attitude and think polack head would be a rarity out here.

 

[MarylandMark]

Ok so post pics of her already

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

MM, I'm an old fart, this was pre-internet. I'm sure I threw out any actual photos of her I had...

 

[Wrinkleface]

Super, super, hot body (rarely enjoyed,

by u or herself????????:biggrinjester: