Deep Thoughts - by SOS members

[Perlmudder]

does your name determine your future?

 

[Perlmudder]

if i was to drunk to remember something, did it really happen?

 

[Perlmudder]

is it considered to be interracial sex if a black cow and a white cow get it on? will their love child be brown and create chocolate milk?

 

[cuda]

Can a busboy clear tables for take off?

 

[LaughingCat]

Why is it that things which make someone feel good carry such stigmas that our politicians and political leaders feel it best to limit or restrict our access to them?

 

[phragle]

guns don't kill people... drivers on cell phones do..

 

[LaughingCat]

Not my original thought, but I feel the message is deep:

When presented fairly, with nuance, the bankers have an argument that needs to be taken seriously: when it comes to actual goods and services--which hybrid automobile engine is best--the market is inevitably a better judge of quality than the government. But untrammeled markets, in which Ponzi products are traded back and forth, need to be policed and eliminated--and the government has an important, and necessarily intrusive, role in channeling us back toward a rock-solid foundation and away from the flim-flam that is choking us.

 

[MattBMiller]

Don't do anything you wouldn't want to read on the front page of tomorrow's newspaper.


Chit!

 

[cigdaze]

It wasn't me.

 

[Buoy]

It was like that when I got here.:sifone:

 

[MattBMiller]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

 

[Chris]

84% of all statistics are fabricated.

 

[Perlmudder]

it not mine!

 

[cigdaze]

I can't recall, your honor.

 

[Buoy]

I think that the sentence for attempted suicide should be the death penalty.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

The real reason there are 25 classes in every boat race is so everyone can run the number "69" on their boat...

 

[Chris]

Everybody wang chung tonight.

 

[cigdaze]

It's 5 O'Clock somewhere.

 

[fund razor]

Can a busboy clear tables for take off?

No. This is why there are Maitre Ds.
Or "Captain" as they are sometimes called.

Busboys can, however clear the buses to leave.

 

[fund razor]

It's 5 O'Clock somewhere.

Then there is am and pm, which effectively doubles the places.