Deep Thoughts - by SOS members

[Gladhe8er]

Heard a great pick-up line on that new show "The Cougar" last night(BTW, she's hot).

Guy: "Can I give you an Australina kiss?"
Girl: "What's that?"
Guy: "Well it's a french kiss...but down undah!(to be said in your most obnoxious aussie voice).

 

[Chris]

If I'd have killed her on our wedding night, I'd be out by now.

 

[phragle]

If I'd have killed her on our wedding night, I'd be out by now.

I have never had a wedding night.... but I have had a couple brides maids... shot one in the face and another on the chest..one I completely missed, but I was really drunk...

 

[JJ Apache]

No matter how hot she is.....somewhere, there is a guy that is SICK OF HER CHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

And behind every b!otch is the guy who made her that way.....

 

[MattBMiller]

It's not a small world to a man chasing his hat on a windy day

 

[MattBMiller]

Never eat out a prostitute.

and never pizz into the wind

 

[Bobcat]

try to avoid dumpster pizza

 

[JJ Apache]

try to avoid dumpster pizza

uke:

 

[Ratickle]

Looks like the new and improved is only the new......

 

[phragle]

in an insane society..a sane must himself, appear insane.

 

[Tony]

Perfection takes time.

Time is money.

 

[BY U BOY]

Elevators smell diffrent to midgets:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

we going to get sued by jack handy?

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

in an insane society..a sane must himself, appear insane.

1984 - A celebration of the power of man's will over reality and the triumph of the human spirit over external stimuli!

My perception IS my reality, baby!

 

[Sea-Dated]

ultmate pick up line (make sure she is really drunk, and be prepared to duck)

Hi..I couldn't help but notice how beautiful you are... Can I eat you out untill your head caves in?

your either getting b!tch slapped or laid..there is no middle ground.

Another make or break one:

"I have a 10" tongue and can breath through my ears...."

 

[cigdaze]

If it 'is what it is,' what is it?

 

[Ratickle]

If it 'is what it is,' what is it?

"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know."
Donald Rumsfeld


Or is it.....

 

[JJ Apache]

Why????































































Why Not?????

 

[old377guy]

we going to get sued by jack handy?

not a chance

 

[old377guy]

"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know."
Donald Rumsfeld


Or is it.....

my old engine builder used to say that