Deep Thoughts - by SOS members

[cuda]

I have said similar, No matter how hot she is somewhere someone is tired of f***ing her.

Proven true by a guy I went to school with. He married what was Ms Kansas and a Venus model, Carol Grow. They don't get much hotter than her and they have been divorced several years now.

Can you blame him? Kansas isn't exactly the epicenter of hotties.

Carol Grow?????????????????????

 

[cuda]

Never eat out a prostitute.

Yeah. Me neither.

 

[cuda]

Heard a great pick-up line on that new show "The Cougar" last night(BTW, she's hot).

Guy: "Can I give you an Australina kiss?"
Girl: "What's that?"
Guy: "Well it's a french kiss...but down undah!(to be said in your most obnoxious aussie voice).

I was talking to an Aussie female tonight, who told me that when she was here visiting a few months ago.

 

[cuda]

If I'd have killed her on our wedding night, I'd be out by now.

My mom and dad have been married 57 years. I told dad he could have commited murder 1 twice, and be out already. Dad was right when he told me mom didn't have a sense of humor. :sifone:

 

[cuda]

try to avoid dumpster pizza

I used to work in a restaurant. We'd catch the pearldivers (dishwashers) eating off the plates that came back. We called it "Bus pan surprize".

 

[cuda]

1984 - A celebration of the power of man's will over reality and the triumph of the human spirit over external stimuli!

My perception IS my reality, baby!

We used to say, "Reality is for people who can't handle drugs" :26:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Two bucks? Thanks Elvis...

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

The Citizen Cain of alcoholic clown movies.

 

[stecz20]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

 

[florida gator]

Can you blame him? Kansas isn't exactly the epicenter of hotties.

Carol Grow?????????????????????

Google her. Apparently they had 1 hottie!!!!

 

[Chris]

The last liar always wins.

 

[cuda]

You've apparently never banged a really fat broad.

I have. Found the nook, but never the cranny.

 

[cuda]

Google her. Apparently they had 1 hottie!!!!

Ever hear the term photshop?:26:

 

[Bobcat]

I have had more p u s s y than most of you had hot breakfast, but the last one cured me

 

[2112]

Taxing yourself into prosperity is like standing in a bucket and trying to lift yourself up.

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[cuda]

I have had more p u s s y than most of you had hot breakfast, but the last one cured me

That one kills me! I'm gonna have to make a Keys run and meet you. :sifone:


I worked with a young punk in 1990, he was always saying he had all these dates every weekend. He came in one Monday, and I asked him if got any trim over the weekend, just fcking with him. He didn't miss a beat. He said, "B!tch, I have more puzzy than you've had d!ck, and that's saying a lot!"

I never fcked with him again!

 

[Bobcat]

Hunter S. on attorneys

"their souls will never die,neither will ours. the only difference will be that when the great cookouts occur on the very selective beaches of the next life, it will be their souls that are turning on the long sharp sticks in the fire pit , and ours will be the hands on the spit handles"

 

[Tommy Gun]

There is nothing to do in an elevator but to try not looking at the other people.

 

[Bobcat]

There is nothing to do in an elevator but to try not looking at the other people.

there is always farting tommy, it is what I live for

 

[cuda]

Clowns are not funny by the light of the moon.