Deep Thoughts - by SOS members

[LaughingCat]

I think the reason our government always uses acronyms for programs falls in the same logic of why casinos use chips instead of real money.

 

[Tony]

If it walks like a stecz, looks like a stecz, and smells like a stecz, then you better flush twice.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Nobody steps on a burning bag of sh*t anymore.

 

[LaughingCat]

Nobody steps on a burning bag of sh*t anymore.

Oh, dang!

 

[Perlmudder]

they say you are what you, but i'm not a *****!



ZING!

 

[florida gator]

They're all F***ed up but your Mother & don't ask your Dad about her!!!!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

they say you are what you, but i'm not a *****!



ZING!

"eat"

And I've seen a can of Michelob Ultra that would beg to differ with you on that one... :26:

 

[phragle]

:ack2:

 

[cigdaze]

Can you see inside of a black hole?

 

[tunnelvision69]

Can you see inside of a black hole?

ask obama!!

 

[phragle]

an astronomer once told me you could see uranus from inside a black hole.....

 

[Perlmudder]

"eat"

And I've seen a can of Michelob Ultra that would beg to differ with you on that one... :26:

alright so i cant spell... or for that matter put together a proper sentence! its summer, i dont need to do that again till september 14th!

 

[LaughingCat]

To qualify to run for public office, all politicians should be required to pass a minimum competency exam on both economics and civics.

 

[Sea-Dated]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

 

[sellsman11]

No matter how hot she is.....somewhere, there is a guy that is SICK OF HER CHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Life is like a sh*t sandwich, the more bread ya got, the less sh*t you gotta eat.

 

[florida gator]

No matter how hot she is.....somewhere, there is a guy that is SICK OF HER CHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have said similar, No matter how hot she is somewhere someone is tired of f***ing her.

Proven true by a guy I went to school with. He married what was Ms Kansas and a Venus model, Carol Grow. They don't get much hotter than her and they have been divorced several years now.

 

[Gladhe8er]

Fart equals funny.

 

[phragle]

ultmate pick up line (make sure she is really drunk, and be prepared to duck)

Hi..I couldn't help but notice how beautiful you are... Can I eat you out untill your head caves in?

your either getting b!tch slapped or laid..there is no middle ground.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Never eat out a prostitute.