Magicfloat
Charter Member
My doctor says I need one,never had one.I've always heard horror stories,so I googled it. Doesn't sound like fun.Any comments?
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BBB725
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Don't eat anything 24 hour prior, they use less air to clean the lens and you'll fart alot less when it's done
They give you a concoction to clean you out. That part is worse. They sedate you for the procedure. And there are dangers of perforations that can cause sepsis.
But the alternative is a grisly death brought on my being consumed alive by a really nasty disease. This is one of those 100% preventable and treatable if caught early diseases. A no brainer.
And fess up. You've done worse to yourself in a bar or on a motorcycle or on a pair of shis than this is going to be. Time to man up and take it in the ass.
But the alternative is a grisly death brought on my being consumed alive by a really nasty disease. This is one of those 100% preventable and treatable if caught early diseases. A no brainer.
And fess up. You've done worse to yourself in a bar or on a motorcycle or on a pair of shis than this is going to be. Time to man up and take it in the ass.
MarylandMark
Charter Member
My Doc said he wanted me to have one- at 37!
Some thing about can't eat, drinking some stuff that makes you have soupy poopy and then coming to see him to be put under so he can explore my bunghole on up.
Was the last co-pay he got from me..
Some thing about can't eat, drinking some stuff that makes you have soupy poopy and then coming to see him to be put under so he can explore my bunghole on up.
Was the last co-pay he got from me..
Wrinkleface
Founding Member
Had many of them Robert! As Chris said, the prep/ cleanout is a pain in the "AZZ"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The procedure is not bad when U get knocked out!!! Ya wake up & it's done & U want 2 Fly 2 McDonalds & get 6 burgs & 3 lg fries! Get it done by a gastroenterologist!! Good luck!:seeya:
MarylandMark
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Magicfloat
Charter Member
You guys are NOT helping:boxing_smiley:
Wrinkleface
Founding Member
by the way, 70's & 80's ROCK is what ya want Robert!!!!:bigear:
BillR
Charter Member
I had one not long ago.l No big deal!!!
You are knocked out, next thing you'll know is that you are in recovery and going home in about 30 minutes.
Even the "before" part where you crap every 30 minutes isn't as bad as people make it out to be.
It sounds way worse than it is!!!!
You are knocked out, next thing you'll know is that you are in recovery and going home in about 30 minutes.
Even the "before" part where you crap every 30 minutes isn't as bad as people make it out to be.
It sounds way worse than it is!!!!
Wrinkleface
Founding Member
my dad died of colon cancer, fought it for years, many operations & tough X's!
I have ulcerative colitis that has not flared up in years I am happy 2 say! I get scoped every 3-5 years!! pro at it!!!:willy_nilly:I have diverticulitis inside a seperated and torn colon wall, Doc says gotta be careful ....... gotta have it checked every two years, if the wall splits, it won't be funny...
Robert, IMO your wayyyyyyyyyyy overdue, don't be scared, it's eazy, and greasy... :biggrinjester:
Robert, IMO your wayyyyyyyyyyy overdue, don't be scared, it's eazy, and greasy... :biggrinjester:
Offshoredrillin
New member
Lost my father to colon cancer, I'm 46 and start mine this year. I'm not worried about it. As Chris said this is one of the deadliest, and also the most preventable just by being scoped. Tearing my ACL and meniscus hurt, scoping is nothing.
Wrinkleface
Founding Member
Robert, B sure 2 ask 4 the synthetic lube! It makes B'n violated a little easier!!:biggrinjester: Just kid'n, seriously, no big deal!! Had 1 a couple months ago!!:ack2:
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