Chicks, Chips & Boats

[cuda]

Men with small penises make smart ass sexists comments.



:biggrinjester::biggrinjester::biggrinjester::biggrinjester:

Ain't that the truth? Especially if it's a smart azz sexist remark to a married lady.

 

[cuda]

PV=k:sifone:

Man knows his laws of pressure and volume. :sifone:

 

[cuda]

Damm! I can't touch that either!!!!!! I want too, tho. Lucky me! My man has a large penis :sifone:

All I have to say is that I've never been sent home because it was too small.

 

[cuda]

Ok. So tomorrow after 3:00, my glasses will be done. The store manager was helping me with the picking out of frames, and gave me a pair to try on. I said they were "Mrs.Beesley-ish." She started to laugh, which made others look at us, and no one else in the store (was pretty quiet) knew who that was!! NOW I feel old....:ack2:

Unfortunately, that name rings a bell.

 

[Scarab KV]

All I have to say is that I've never been sent home because it was too small.

I'll ah.....just have to take your word for that

 

[cuda]

Ok, who all in here is over 8 years old?

Pee pee?

Barb.... do not raise your hand.

That's what I'm screaming!

When is the last time you or Brooks made a junior acheiver remark to a married lady? Give us a hint. Who was president then? Nixon?

 

[cuda]

We went to HJ's (prime rib) for dinner, and we had an older woman waitress who looked like the landlady on 3rd Rock from the Sun. Or Creepella Creepy on the Flintstones (when Pebbles was a teen)...... Straight bangs, blue on the eyes, dark fake hair, gravelly voice. It's in there.....

Hey, my girl's daughter (20) says Trish has Fred Flinstone feet! LOL

 

[cuda]

I'll ah.....just have to take your word for that

Not really. Bend over, I'll drive,

 

[MarylandMark]

Wow this thread took a hard left turn

 

[JJ Apache]

Hey, my girl's daughter (20) says Trish has Fred Flinstone feet! LOL

Yabba Dabba Doo!!!!:sifone Willlllmaaaaa!!!:biggrinjester:

 

[phragle]

We went to HJ's (prime rib) for dinner,

I like that place!!! if you ever hit the left coast you have to try Claim Jumpers....

 

[Scarab KV]

Not really. Bend over, I'll drive,

 

[Scarab KV]

Wow this thread took a hard left turn

Right turn Clyde!!!

 

[Scarab KV]

Good morn'n everyone

 

[BBB725]

Mornin Wayne, real nice weather we been having, I've had the heat on at work!

 

[Scarab KV]

Mornin Wayne, real nice weather we been having, I've had the heat on at work!

Morn'n Brooks

lol...ya might have to wear a little more then T-shirt, shorts and sandals for a while yet. Guess you could get away with the sandals if Lucky lays on your toes:biggrinjester:

 

[ChiefApache]

Ok, who all in here is over 8 years old?

Pee pee?

Barb.... do not raise your hand.

You're cute!

 

[BBB725]

Morn'n Brooks

lol...ya might have to wear a little more then T-shirt, shorts and sandals for a while yet. Guess you could get away with the sandals if Lucky lays on your toes:biggrinjester:

Yep only a 25 degree difference between here and there, even Lucky's cold:sifone:

 

[ChiefApache]

I play with toys all day. Not sure where I fall into all of this

I knew you played with toys...........you keep denying it...........:sifone:

 

[ChiefApache]

Wow this thread took a hard left turn

No kidding............