bring it! the flames insane, dont be offended, learn to play the game...

[JJ Apache]

I'm a Taurus too.......:sifone:


More, and better, posts

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Perlmudder]

you guys have been listening to young jeezy again haven't you?

My President Is Black, My Lambo's Blue
And I Be God Damn If My Rims Ain't Too

 

[ChiefApache]

What, like this?

Stecz brings the kool aid,
Phragle with a band aid.
Clay with a hundred chicks
but he never been laid.
Key West is where its at yall
when bob starts the cat call
telling PI stories while he's drunk
hanging on the sea wall.
Tracy is a dentist, man
drilling them when he can
Screaming past in dew rag
with the reo speedwagon.
Blue oval sells the cars
lives up with the northern stars
you can camp at his place
but you cannot camp at ours.
Dollabill can drink you under
and all around the table.
He knows his way around the bar
and he show you if he's able.
Then theres buoyhunter
and all the beers I owe ya
I guess I'll start repaying
once you are in Arizona.
Glassdave is a local dude
drinks beer and a chaser
He'll paint the boat all week long
and on Sunday he will race her.
ChiefApache is the queen
of bamming so the say.
But let the lake get rough enough
and she'll go out to play.
Ratickle has smilies enough to reach
from coast to coast.
But you need to watch him
or he'll quote you before you post.
CigDaze works on airplane parts
to save the flyers cash.
But every once in a while
his parts cause one to crash.

That's great!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I don't even know where to begin on this one...

 

[BY U BOY]

here it is, your chance to battle, to harsh, flame and destroy your fellow man without bruising, can you hang?? can you make the others laff untill they spit their drinks on the screen??
Its time to bust balls, to run naked thru the halls.

but please..no vile hate, this thread was designed for a sartiricle fate.



The icons,
Brownie and T2x
their adventures and wrecks
these guys are the best...
now to deal with the rest............
up top is says serious
but you jackazzes are
drunk and delerious
post whore penguin power
Your posts I devour
no thread beyond attack
my mission to corrupt and hijack
Mr. stecz claims to be king
It is i, controlling the puppets strings
all those freakz with beaks
without the hype
your worthless and weak
And GlassDaves fiberglass lessons
salvaging hunks of worthless resin
Wrinkle drills the post ho game
but we all know
he's Dr. Pain
scarabKV has a store of toys
but can he hng with the big boys?
Mobilemercman busy fixin stuff
that you fools constantly bust
Bobcats misguided view of reality
posting with alcoholic DT's
Boatme once brought excitement
but got sued into retirement
now who have I missed
what suckers remain on my list
Catmando's right wing conspiricy
will learn Obama's the enemy
Sharky and freezeframe
their piks rule the game
but 15 threads of piks the same
Chris, Mr. Sunkin started something great
but made the mistake
of inviting us to desicrate
We all laugh at Gino's luck,
but he carries pocket change
in a brinks truck
Clay's mates always thrill
too bad he needs the little blue pill
lots of posts by Ratickle
but the ho's put his count on sabaticle
Now Fundy i cannot bash
he takes me for boat ride
if i pay for the gas
Perlmudders pick looks like Sammy Hagger
but he only scores double baggers
Dude!Sweet! Don't know what he said
but his names claimed by Bill and Ted
then there's that fool Masher
nothing more than a party crasher
Sellsman11 claims to be real
but when was the last time
Frankie closed a deal?
I'm soon to meet JJ Apache
AKA Mrs Fundy, I offer
my sympathies
And Bouys become a goon
moved to the desert
to become a sun dried prune
We can't forget Sea-Dated
been around a while
but his posts are over rated
If you feel I have left you out
I'll come up with something
give me a shout
or step up, if you can pass the test
you can't deny my posts are best
you can call me isane
but my posts rule the game
if you want post of the week
my gidance you must seek
without me your future is bleak
now carry own
like Stecz's fithy sheep....


:26::26::biggrinjester::biggrinjester::03::03:

Dude Biden's daughter must have been sharing her coke with you this weekend:26::sifone:

 

[JJ Apache]

Dude Biden's daughter must have been sharing her coke with you this weekend:26::sifone:

Oh no! Thats Captain Morgan talkin...................:cheers2:

 

[inbetween]

What kind of cake does a phragle eat??? :biggrinjester:

chocolate

moose chocolate

 

[JJ Apache]

moose chocolate

Ewwwwwww.:ack2:


















:biggrinjester:

 

[phragle]

grey goose and moose
a drunk moose on the loose
staggering down a city street
a drunken beast
sliding thru snow and sleet

 

[phragle]

I wanna see it people...bring the love...lets see a rhyme, doesnt cost a dime, aimlessly searching, you got the time or you afraid to put your wit on the line

 

[stecz20]

Omg. I need lots of tequilla to deal with you people.............(taurus')




Personal Observation: Taurus Men Have Big Egos. They try to have; the last word, better point, bigger livers, better boats, better cop stories, drank more, screwed the hotter chick, wrote a better song, got in more trouble and saved more lives than any other people I know. What did I forget???............ Cooler cars, too. :sifone:



















Okay, now do another for the post ho's..............:biggrinjester:

hey jj is that you in your avatar?????

 

[Scarab KV]

WOW I'm honored.....I think

A true study of Serious character

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I've got it! This thread is about "scat"!

 

[Perlmudder]

josh perlstein is the man
with the master plan
try to **** with me
and you will see
im the golden child
thats right!
im ****in' wild!
phragle likes to sail
its unfortunate he can only go home with a whale
what a luffer
you heard it here first people
hes a real chute stuffer
Dude is all about beer and boats
It's unfortunate his belly is so big he floats
and lets not forget fundy
I picture his life being similar to Al Bundy
and then we got Buoy,
hes unemployed and moving to 'zona
prolly gunna have to get a job workin 9 to 5 at Rona


Ya, thats right, I spit rhymes and bullets! =)

 

[Perlmudder]

wow, guess my rap was that good that nobody has had anything to add in the last 12 hours!

 

[Bgchuby01]

phragle you must live in seattle with all the other dope smoking, poem writing, sierra club people

but its great, good work

 

[phragle]

ok...
1. I have been to seattle..never lived there though
2. I don't soke dope, but I do drink like a fish
3. I write all kinds of stuff..kind of a talent
4. no way in hell am I a tree hugging sierra club member

 

[Bgchuby01]

you could write for all the rappers

 

[phragle]

you could write for all the rappers

If I could do that, I would have a Mystic and an Outerlimits, with a warehouse full of spare turbines and drives..lets not forget the polished 24 carat gold plated props....

 

[Perlmudder]

If I could do that, I would have a Mystic and an Outerlimits, with a warehouse full of spare turbines and drives..lets not forget the polished 24 carat gold plated props....

and a blue lambo with matching rims!