Bad Neighbor

[ROGUE]

I had a bad neighbor once. Had a talk with them, convinced them that I could, and would, rent my house to the biggest and most disruptive inner city family that I could find if they didnt stand down. Never heard peep from them again. Anyway, you need to move here, I need some r22.

 

[Ratickle]

Yeah, that is what I was thinking.
Don't fight a moron, beat him.

The old wrestle with a pig......

 

[pullmytrigger]

Wave. Smile. Be as fake nice as you can be. It will drive him crazy. Some people just love to argue and fight. When they can't get a rise out of you it'll drive him nuts.

and a fence......

and tell him "he needs to get laid......!!!" :rofl::rofl:

 

[pullmytrigger]

hey dont you have the Scarab with the blowers??......you could fire that up 15ft from his bedroom window! .....maybe not

 

[MacGyver]

How about a fence, a tall one?:banghead:

Electrified.....................................

 

[Strip Poker 388]

round up ,write f#ck u cops in the grass,make damn sure he not vedio taping ya,get a restraining order on him,thro his breaker on the out side ,put cat in mail box,put possume in his garbage cans,mail something from his house to the fed gov with white powder in it,get his email and start signing him up for child porn sites,have vedio tape ready anytime he confronts you, bait him.por about 5 gallons of oil in the back corner of his year and call the feds,cover his yard with it he wil have to take up the layer of dirt in his yard prob one foot plus,pull his soffet board down out of site start putting in squirls up there,rats,bats,feed a dog chillie and shove them up there.take his power meter and clip the wire and turn it around backwards,hide some pipe bombs and ferterlizer,battery acid etc in his back shop etc, call the feds,mail him some powder and say its swin flu.

Remenber cameras!!!!!! are everywhere,wear hood jersy,no skin showing,stay away from reflections,leave no evidance,noting at the house or in the garbage or even down the street.make up a w2/1099 form for a shet load of money and send it in to the irs,

Think
caculate
think what if
aliby

dont leave a trail on the internet

search revenge on the net,

get a spare hard drive

thats just the toppof my head Ill think of some more

 

[Boss252]

Dam Strip sounds like you have some experience with this

 

[catastrophe]

round up ,write f#ck u cops in the grass,make damn sure he not vedio taping ya,get a restraining order on him,thro his breaker on the out side ,put cat in mail box,put possume in his garbage cans,mail something from his house to the fed gov with white powder in it,get his email and start signing him up for child porn sites,have vedio tape ready anytime he confronts you, bait him.por about 5 gallons of oil in the back corner of his year and call the feds,cover his yard with it he wil have to take up the layer of dirt in his yard prob one foot plus,pull his soffet board down out of site start putting in squirls up there,rats,bats,feed a dog chillie and shove them up there.take his power meter and clip the wire and turn it around backwards,hide some pipe bombs and ferterlizer,battery acid etc in his back shop etc, call the feds,mail him some powder and say its swin flu.

Remenber cameras!!!!!! are everywhere,wear hood jersy,no skin showing,stay away from reflections,leave no evidance,noting at the house or in the garbage or even down the street.make up a w2/1099 form for a shet load of money and send it in to the irs,

Think
caculate
think what if
aliby

dont leave a trail on the internet

search revenge on the net,

get a spare hard drive

thats just the toppof my head Ill think of some more

LMFAO

Good post

 

[imco offshore]

go to the garden store and buy a qt. bottle of FISH EMOLSHION for planting ,pour it in a bucket, fill the bucket,,,, the rest of the way with water,, and fertilize his grass under his window....be a good neighbor,lolol,,, it will last about a month.:ack2:

 

[Chris]

Get a restraining order. Then clean your shotgun every afternoon on your patio while drinking a nice glass of iced tea. They'll get the picture.

 

[tommymonza]

I had a guy that was phucking with me years ago .I made a little fish puree in the BASSAMATIC 2000 and carefully poured it in his heater cowl vents in front of the windshield of his car and washed it down with some clean water so it was not detected.

Needless to say he was driving a new different car after about 2 weeks.

 

[Wrinkleface]

round up ,write f#ck u cops in the grass,make damn sure he not vedio taping ya,get a restraining order on him,thro his breaker on the out side ,put cat in mail box,put possume in his garbage cans,mail something from his house to the fed gov with white powder in it,get his email and start signing him up for child porn sites,have vedio tape ready anytime he confronts you, bait him.por about 5 gallons of oil in the back corner of his year and call the feds,cover his yard with it he wil have to take up the layer of dirt in his yard prob one foot plus,pull his soffet board down out of site start putting in squirls up there,rats,bats,feed a dog chillie and shove them up there.take his power meter and clip the wire and turn it around backwards,hide some pipe bombs and ferterlizer,battery acid etc in his back shop etc, call the feds,mail him some powder and say its swin flu.

Remenber cameras!!!!!! are everywhere,wear hood jersy,no skin showing,stay away from reflections,leave no evidance,noting at the house or in the garbage or even down the street.make up a w2/1099 form for a shet load of money and send it in to the irs,

Think
caculate
think what if
aliby

dont leave a trail on the internet

search revenge on the net,

get a spare hard drive

thats just the toppof my head Ill think of some more

Dude, U been drink'n????????:toetap05:

 

[Revd Up]

Don't mess with Strip Poker. LMAO

 

[Strip Poker 388]

Dam Strip sounds like you have some experience with this

Not yetYa get to thinking about these things after someone screws ya,Pizz's ya off real bad.:sifone:

A Neighbor had a mimosa tree next to a guy with a boat in his driveway.He kept getting sprouts in his flower beds and it would drop sap,He didn't know how but it would get on cars and boat in the drive way,He tried every thing,after about 2 years He just mixed up some round up and sprayed all the foliage,That killed it,but also the grass all around it.

 

[Strip Poker 388]

Dude, U been drink'n????????:toetap05:

damn I guess I smoked spell check,

 

[glassdave]

had an asshat neighbor that usually kept a collection of junk in his driveway, his house was nice and well kept but he always had a bunch of junk in his driveway (i keep nothing in my yard only grass and trees and have a lawn service). We also had some issues concerning the property line and a bunch of lawn damage he did while remodeling his house. Had a survey done and low and behold the property line was about eight feet closer to his house and he was in fact destroying MY yard and basically had no access to his back yard without going through mine. I was the nice guy and let him go ahead and drive through my yard for a whole summer on the condition he repaired all the damage and bring me back a decent yard in the spring. Got screwed on that one and had several words with him about it. Now even after all that i still remained civil and did not do all the chitty things i really wanted to. Other neighbors routinely called the city on his junk in the driveway and in retaliation he called the split second i had my boat at home in one of my driveways getting it ready for a weekend (keep it at my shop) and not once did i ever jump on the city calling campaign against his actual nuisance. By the way he was also a bible thumping holyer then thou born again christian big time. Well one day he moved and rented his house and thats pretty much the last i heard from him for a while. Just found out the other day his house next to me is in foreclosure, hasnt made a payment in 16 months. He is severely upside down in debt and is losing pretty much everything . . . . . oh . . . . an the best part . . . . his wife left him . . . . for another women :rofl: . . . . ahhhh yes, makes me smile to think about it . . . . ya gotta love karma


he's also an independent contractor and not a very good one. No sign of hope for this douche bag. I'd like to send him a twelve pack an a pistol or maybe some rope

 

[imco offshore]

I had a guy that was phucking with me years ago .I made a little fish puree in the BASSAMATIC 2000 and carefully poured it in his heater cowl vents in front of the windshield of his car and washed it down with some clean water so it was not detected.

Needless to say he was driving a new different car after about 2 weeks.

then do it again to the new car.he.ll get the pic

 

[tommymonza]

He got the picture the 1st time.I would never phuck with a mans stuff but this azzhat was calling the coasties and sheriff on me on a daily basis.

 

[bajacleveland]

http://www.liquidass.com/

 

[cuda]

Kill him with kindness. I'm a noted hothead, and somehow I became the peacekeeper in the neighborhood. I think it's because they all know I'm crazy.