(864): Is it weird that we showed each other our p--sy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
(321): C--tadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor...
(404): Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
(305): Did you save them?
(404): Who?
(904): my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
(386): girlfriend?
(989): I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
(480): I couldnt find her vag and just...
(206): when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
(415): I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to...
(905): Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I read that while eating my lunch...
That's like a restaurant we have in the area. They usually clap once we turn off the motors. We don't take any extra time docking or leaving either. When leaving the marina we turn the silent choice on so not to **** off the neighbors who are mostly big cruisers. We also warn people behind the...
There's a bunch of pics on the other site that I could post later if needed. Of course if it was quiter in the office today I could post them now :D
Looks like a good run GL, sorry I missed it.
Shirley from FliRite Aviation was there again and took some shots. Check her page out at www.flirite.com
(773): is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
(773): it's more of a rinse.
(212): chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
(718): My wife says its no good to...
Here's where ours is, although there is talk of a replacement unit for a smaller one. We removed the speedo and compass for this mount and will most likely be putting a Cigarette logo in the old speedo location. A smaller GPS unit will be better as this one blocks your view of the tach's.