The Official, Unofficial Thread About Absolutely Nothing

[Racegirl3]

Gee... a girl called and asked how you were doing .... cuz .. well ... you were sick. How the **** dare she ... what nerve. What kinda psycho does such a thing You east coasters just always have to have drama dont ya

 

[JJ Apache]

Am I nuts?

I went out with this chick. I had been talking to her for like 3 weeks. We go out, have a great time, I bang her like a jack hammer and think all is well.

So then I get sick about 2 days later (unrelated Cash Bar and Fund) and she calls me and asks how I am. I tell her I friggin dying and don't want to talk b/c I ve been throwing up for 12 hrs. The next day she does the same and I say the same and she asks if "everything is ok?". Again, I tell her I'm sick. But now I'm a little annoyed. But, OK, I abused her enough over the weekend to allow her to ask.

So now day 3 rolls around and she does it again. I go off. She apologizes. Problem is, I just turned off right then and there. Get the phuk away from me. Now do I look like a douchebag that just wanted to bang her or do I have a legit gripe? Just curious. Btw, the thought of banging her again now ruins any hard on that may have occured while dreaming of Carmen Electra. Anyone?

You look like the ....guy that just wanted to ...do it

 

[03darkshadow]

Am I nuts?

I went out with this chick. I had been talking to her for like 3 weeks. We go out, have a great time, I bang her like a jack hammer and think all is well.

So then I get sick about 2 days later (unrelated Cash Bar and Fund) and she calls me and asks how I am. I tell her I friggin dying and don't want to talk b/c I ve been throwing up for 12 hrs. The next day she does the same and I say the same and she asks if "everything is ok?". Again, I tell her I'm sick. But now I'm a little annoyed. But, OK, I abused her enough over the weekend to allow her to ask.

So now day 3 rolls around and she does it again. I go off. She apologizes. Problem is, I just turned off right then and there. Get the phuk away from me. Now do I look like a douchebag that just wanted to bang her or do I have a legit gripe? Just curious. Btw, the thought of banging her again now ruins any hard on that may have occured while dreaming of Carmen Electra. Anyone?

 

[Wrinkleface]

:sifone:

 

[DollaBill]

Gee... a girl called and asked how you were doing .... cuz .. well ... you were sick. How the **** dare she ... what nerve. What kinda psycho does such a thing You east coasters just always have to have drama dont ya

Yea, the nerve of her! It wasn't about the how are you feeling part, it was the sudden morph into paranoia (sp) about how I felt about her while I was trying to swallow my azzhole b/c there was nothing left to throw up after dying for 3 days.

And, she kept it up for another 2 days. This may seem nuts, but now every time I think of her I feel sick b/c I was throwing up when she was breaking my balls and being clingy

 

[DollaBill]

Gee... a girl called and asked how you were doing .... cuz .. well ... you were sick. How the **** dare she ... what nerve. What kinda psycho does such a thing You east coasters just always have to have drama dont ya

You know you wish you were her Dawn:sifone:

 

[Racegirl3]

Yea, the nerve of her! It wasn't about the how are you feeling part, it was the sudden morph into paranoia (sp) about how I felt about her while I was trying to swallow my azzhole b/c there was nothing left to throw up after dying for 3 days.

And, she kept it up for another 2 days. This may seem nuts, but now every time I think of her I feel sick b/c I was throwing up when she was breaking my balls and being clingy

all I know is I wouldnt have called you in the first place ... but that doesnt mean anything ...... I never call anybody and clingy is always bad ... doesnt matter when where or who :ack2:

 

[DollaBill]

"I never call anybody"

Why is it we never dated? or at least hooked up in a drunken Key West episode?? LOL

I guess I'm just turning into a heartless player. Oh well

 

[Chris]

I really dislike broccoli.

 

[Buoy]

I really dislike broccoli.

I have to agree.
Very few green foods I will eat.:26:

 

[Chris]

I do enjoy asparagus. Prepared properly, it's quite good. And I get quite the giggle out of how it makes my pee smell funny.

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

I have to agree.
Very few green foods I will eat.:26:

I'll eat every thing, but lima beans

 

[Buoy]

I'll eat every thing, but lima beans

Frozen or fresh peas, Green Beens, and Green pepper.
That's the end of my list of green stuff.
Unless you talk about an artificial green (ice cream, cake frosting...)

 

[fund razor]

I do enjoy asparagus. Prepared properly, it's quite good. And I get quite the giggle out of how it makes my pee smell funny.

Me too. But the right broccoli ain't bad. :26:

 

[DollaBill]

I like escarole done right in a little olive oil and garlic. And those LeSuer Baby Peas are the bomb.

 

[03darkshadow]

i like cooked broccoli, put some cheese on it and you're good to go. asparagus is awful though.

 

[inbetween]

I have to agree.
Very few green foods I will eat.:26:

You'd be lucky to get me to eat more greens than iceberg lettuce

I definitely won't do green kool-aid :biggrinjester:

 

[Racegirl3]

I definitely won't do green kool-aid :biggrinjester:

Green jello is worse:ack2:

 

[RPM]

Orange jello is the best when served like this..

 

[Wrinkleface]

Orange jello is the best when served like this..

Works 4 me!!!!!:03: