Buoy
Founding Member
Hafta admit you lost me on this one.
But, piqued my curiosity.
and "brown chicken, Brown cow" doesn't fit the spaces...
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Hafta admit you lost me on this one.
But, piqued my curiosity.
and "brown chicken, Brown cow" doesn't fit the spaces...
Bobcat
Founding Member
ChiefApache
Contributor
Where in AZ and how soon?
Wow, I can't believe you're really moving. Good for you both and all the best.
Wow, I can't believe you're really moving. Good for you both and all the best.
Tony
Founding Member
maybe, I just offered to move north for a woman, love makes me stupid
Cudjoe does not qualify as moving north, and love isnt somthing that happens on fatgirl night, however it could happen the following morning depending on how good breakfest is
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Did Stihl start sponsoring figure skating? :biggrinjester:
Buoy
Founding Member
Got it now.maybe, I just offered to move north for a woman, love makes me stupid
Leaving paradise for only one woman - think about it man.
She'll be working in Tempe. The deal in FL couldn't afford her.
We're house shopping in Chandler Gilbert and Tempe.
Cudjoe does not qualify as moving north, and love isnt somthing that happens on fatgirl night, however it could happen the following morning depending on how good breakfest is
See my Tequila goggles thread - I'm sure she can make you a good breakfast.:rofl
Any bidders on the snow shovel?
jj pantera
Charter Member
the contract states March 2nd, but I know that will not happen. Probably the first wek of April, but Tim will stay here in Kentucky for a few weeks after. Kind of scary with such a long move but a good career decision. We'll be in the Tempe area.
JJ
Ratickle
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phragle
Charter Member
maybe, I just offered to move north for a woman, love makes me stupid
SERIOUSLY DUDE!!! did we just not go thru dealing with some double breasted psycho-beast, that left you a broken, drunken shell of a post whore??
And now you want to let another one fuk with where you live. That just screams to her "IM *****WHIPPED" please crush my will as a man and destroy my sanity. RUN FOREST..RUN!!!!!!
If you want your offshore brothers to come visit, just ask, you don't have to fuk your life up to the point that we want to come down and slap some sense into you, just to have company.
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
My guess, same one..... Bobcats are loyal you know..........
Bobcat
Founding Member
yea, same one , i might have gone overboard when I called her a f'n c*nt about ten times in an e-mail, I think she thinks I am a nut (she is right) I threatened her date with a beating so he decided not to come to KW , not the right thing to do but I was crazy as a sh*thouse rat for about ten days, I don't think she will even respond to my apology. long distance stuff doesn't work. I could never leave the ocean, I would not be able to handle winter either, connecticut is one cold mother, even in the spring, never date anyone you meet at a boatwreck, I am rambling again. I am going out on the water in about two hours, got a designated driver, so I am gonna get hammered and come home and call everyone I know,oh wait I did that last night:seeya:
fund razor
Founding Member
Let's go do an intervention. It's January. If we are going to do one.... now is the time. I'll drive. The Malibooty gets 35mpg. I am not sleeping on Bob's couch though. I'll get a room.
fund razor
Founding Member
I am tempted to pm you my cell number for the entertainment value alone.
And don't feel too bad about scaring people into avoiding your state. Tourism drops in Ohio the longer that I am here.
fund razor
Founding Member
fund razor
Founding Member
Oh.... I forgot the sunroof. I always forget the sunroof in January.
Tony
Founding Member
ChiefApache
Contributor
I've been to Chandler....nice area.
I can't imagine the excitement you both must have right now. I can't say I'm not jealous. I'm ready to move where winter means still seeing your grass and highs aren't in the single digits.
I can't imagine the excitement you both must have right now. I can't say I'm not jealous. I'm ready to move where winter means still seeing your grass and highs aren't in the single digits.
phragle
Charter Member
it's impossible, with some chicks, to get them to understand they
Can't
Understand
Normal
Thinking.
Thats the whole process behind the first date. If she can't speak in complete sentences and is capable of spontainious thought process, you immediatly bang her and loose the number.
which reminds me of another thought...
Do you know how to tell when a chick is in love??
whan she leaves her tooth brush on your sink
you know how to tell when a guy is in love??
when the next time she comes over, the tooth brush is still there.
Here's too toothbrushes in the trash can :cheers2:
Can't
Understand
Normal
Thinking.
Thats the whole process behind the first date. If she can't speak in complete sentences and is capable of spontainious thought process, you immediatly bang her and loose the number.
which reminds me of another thought...
Do you know how to tell when a chick is in love??
whan she leaves her tooth brush on your sink
you know how to tell when a guy is in love??
when the next time she comes over, the tooth brush is still there.
Here's too toothbrushes in the trash can :cheers2:
