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fund razor
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
A looper?
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one — big hitter, the Lama — long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
A looper?
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one — big hitter, the Lama — long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
Bobcat
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Mornin!:seeya:
That whole Scene was improvised....Which makes it even funnier.
Still Working on the Set up...Need a better Launch Platform.
That whole Scene was improvised....Which makes it even funnier.
Still Working on the Set up...Need a better Launch Platform.
fund razor
Founding Member
You want me to kill all the golfers?
The GOPHERS you git! The GOPHERS.
Oh, we don't even need a reason for that.
fund razor
Founding Member
You need to plant a little parallel hedgerow for your tee box.
Blue Oval
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rschap1
Active member
Practice, practice, practice
when I welded up my dock frames, it took me a while to get going.
went through a lot of tips and cups.
Started cleaning all the material with wire brush on grinder, then muriatic acid.
Found out toilet bowl cleaner worked better.
Made all the difference.
Was told the harsher acid allowed the aluminum to oxidize too quick.
The hydrochloric in the Sno Bowl slowed the process and gave time to weld.
Not sure if that is how it really worked, but everything went WAY better after the change.
when I welded up my dock frames, it took me a while to get going.
went through a lot of tips and cups.
Started cleaning all the material with wire brush on grinder, then muriatic acid.
Found out toilet bowl cleaner worked better.
Made all the difference.
Was told the harsher acid allowed the aluminum to oxidize too quick.
The hydrochloric in the Sno Bowl slowed the process and gave time to weld.
Not sure if that is how it really worked, but everything went WAY better after the change.
fund razor
Founding Member
Parallel hedges to define his tee box.
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
I don't know. The host had to change the IP address for some reason, which then made it so Godaddy had to change the DNS or something, which then made something else screw up because the server controller was linked to a different IP than the host computer, or some such thing.
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