Official... raise your post count thread!!

[Bobcat]

I guess John already got a Bamm today so I'll take this oneBAMM!


Owebama's people no doubt.

 

[poncho]

My only dealings with police was when I found two trespassers in a pick up on our cottage's orchard property. They wouldn't leave when asked and argued with me that they are on public property, so I called the cops. The deputy that showed up asked them both for id, the one who argued with me did not have it. Cop asked his name and he wouldn't give it. Cop explained politely that without a name he would be arrested and since it was a long weekend he'd be in jail for 3 days. Still no name and she arrested him. Spent 3 days in jail all because he argued with me that he wasn't trespassing and will leave whenever he's ready. I just followed up with my threat of calling police. Chick sounds like this guy!

 

[old377guy]

HA!

 

[phragle]

Some trashy bitch rear ended me about an hour ago in the Town Car.

She was texting. I could see her behind me, always too close or too far back. Eyes down the whole time. I am at a red light and I can see her coming again, this time faster. Eyes still down. I tried to pull up as far as I could, but she nailed me. BOOM. I get out and said: "wow, texting really IS dangerous" She responds that I am a liar. I said, ok, let's trade information. Pull into this parking lot.
Trashygirl: You aren't going to call the police are you?
Me: Let's just trade information.
Trashygirl: You don't need to call the police.
Me: I don't know, isn't that a requirement in Michigan?
Trashygirl: No.
Me: The 911 dispatcher will know for sure.
Trashygirl: Really? Now we are gonna wait for an hour for your hero?
Me: I don't know. I don't have any experience with the police.

(I call 911)

911: Yes, you need a police report. They will be right there.
Me: ok.

Trashygirl: I wasn't texting.
Me: I'm focused on the fact that you plowed into me while your eyes weren't even on the road. Maybe you weren't texting. Maybe you are just a really bad driver.
Trashygirl: You need to wait in your car. You are harrassing me.
Me: Your legal advice is about as good as your driving.

Cop arrives two minutes later.
Me: Thanks for coming so quickly, I'm not from here. She said you'd be an hour.
Cop: That's county.
Me: I see.
Trashygirl: He was harassing me.
Me: I suggested that she was texting, because I saw it. I suppose that seems like harassment when you are not the victim.
Cop: License and registration.
Me: Here you are sir.
Trashygirl: Blah blah blah, there was this time it was suspended, seizure, blah blah something blah.

(Wait 10 minutes while Trashygirl spews insults at me, but also for the benefit of people on her phone.)

Cop: You are free to go, sir.
Me: Ok. How do I get her info, from the Police report?
Cop: Yes. You are free to go.
Me: Thank you sir.

Trashygirl: Are you happy now? Hope you have a good day, sarcasm.
Me: I hope that you don't have any outstanding warrants, sarcasm.
Trashygirl to Cop: Did you hear what he said to me?
Cop: I'm not concerned with what he said to you.

When I drove away, they were having a serious discussion. I hope that bitch gets booked.

What are the odds she even has insurance??

 

[poncho]

Man I'm sick of rain. Only other thing I don't like about this summer is everything on TV is a rerun.

 

[fund razor]

What are the odds she even has insurance??

Not sure. It was in Monroe. Stupid michigan "no fault."
My insurance company said not to worry about it. They will take care of it and go after her for my deductible.

My car took it like a champ. That thing is a tank.
1998 Town Car. Good old fashioned full-frame car.

But my neck hurts.

I really had the feeling that the Cop was getting rid of me so that he could arrest her for something else.

 

[Bobcat]

Mornin Ho's !:seeya:

 

[Bobcat]

He might have been getting rid of you so he could get a BJ from the perp.

 

[old377guy]

Not sure. It was in Monroe. Stupid michigan "no fault."
My insurance company said not to worry about it. They will take care of it and go after her for my deductible.

My car took it like a champ. That thing is a tank.
1998 Town Car. Good old fashioned full-frame car.

But my neck hurts.

I really had the feeling that the Cop was getting rid of me so that he could arrest her for something else.

I got that sense as well from your narrative John; like please leave now sir so I can lower the boom on this "person"

 

[old377guy]

Great breakfast, great coffee. Weather's turning to nice; God help me but I'm starting not to care much about the boating weather what with NO BOAT in the water.

 

[poncho]

Hi Ho's! Here insurance is mandatory and since its a government insurance agent they sell you the minimum required when you register your car. Think your arrested if found driving without insurance.

 

[Bobcat]

Just finished a metal roof....liked to kill me in the heat....(after doing block all morning) Beer Effing Thirty in KW.....and a movie..

 

[Bobcat]

Mornin Ho's !:seeya:


Looks like a nice day to do some concrete.

 

[old377guy]

Ya know Bob.... just thinkin...maybe of those racing Kool Suits.......

 

[rschap1]

A little over 2 hours away from starting 2 weeks vacation...
FINALLY

 

[Bobcat]

Ya know Bob.... just thinkin...maybe of those racing Kool Suits.......

Then I'd be too cool for School (again):rofl:

Afternoon Concrete pour rescheduled for tomorrow morn.

So I went over and did a little caulking on the roof I put on yesterday....The Homeowners both work at the Green Parrot....they are leaving the money they owe me at the Parrot....just in time for Sound Check ( band) I have a code word for the bartender.......friggin James Bond stuff:sifone:

Until then....Beer, Beach, and Babes

 

[Bobcat]

A little over 2 hours away from starting 2 weeks vacation...
FINALLY

Didn't you just go vacation last year?????:huh:

 

[poncho]

Hi Ho's! Kids out of school for the summer today. Feel bad that they don't have nice weather, rain again! My Dad has kidney stones, he was diagnosed a month and a half ago. He just saw a specialist and its going to be another 3 weeks to get into the hospital for treatment. Wow socialised medicine is great!!!! (sarcasm)

 

[Buoy]

Hi Ho's! Kids out of school for the summer today. Feel bad that they don't have nice weather, rain again! My Dad has kidney stones, he was diagnosed a month and a half ago. He just saw a specialist and its going to be another 3 weeks to get into the hospital for treatment. Wow socialised medicine is great!!!! (sarcasm)

I've never had kidney stones, but I have friends that have.
Ouch!
Good luck to your Dad.

 

[Bobcat]

There was a young lady at the beach that I cannot even explain...think of Kate Upton....with a KILLER ass....I mean KILLER ass ...nice as hell to....about 23 though...we spoke briefly....I waited until I was in the water to take off my jeans and sweatshirt:sifone: