Ratickle
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Sure was nice of Bob to take the time to swing by on his way to Orange Beach......
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Sure was nice of Bob to take the time to swing by on his way to Orange Beach......
Ratickle
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But, I've been told, you really need to switch to using NEW oil vs that takeout stuff you've been using. Remember the saying, Use New Lube, Make a Cougar Happy!!!!!
John P
New member
Holy Crap I leave you guys alone for a few days and all hell breaks loose.
Chris I'm glad your uncle Bob showed up for the wedding, that had to be a huge surprise.
Jason congrats on the deal you made with Bob for selling your inner coolers, I think it will work for the both of you.
And yes the rumor that KY has made a new drive lube is correct and rumor has it they are in bed with RP on this. Every thing is still on the sheets and they are hoping it won't leak out before the big release!
Chris I'm glad your uncle Bob showed up for the wedding, that had to be a huge surprise.
Jason congrats on the deal you made with Bob for selling your inner coolers, I think it will work for the both of you.
And yes the rumor that KY has made a new drive lube is correct and rumor has it they are in bed with RP on this. Every thing is still on the sheets and they are hoping it won't leak out before the big release!
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
You hear about the blonde that moved to Louisville?
She was invited to a welcome party in the neighborhood and one of the other ladies asked her if she liked living there.
She said yes, but she hadn't gotten used to the taste of their jelly yet...
When asked what she meant, she pulled a small packet out of her purse that said, KY Jelly......
She was invited to a welcome party in the neighborhood and one of the other ladies asked her if she liked living there.
She said yes, but she hadn't gotten used to the taste of their jelly yet...
When asked what she meant, she pulled a small packet out of her purse that said, KY Jelly......
Coolerman
Charter Member
Instead of cream cheese or Jelly, I use KY on my bagel every morning. It gives it a nice warming sensation.
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Coolerman
Charter Member
:bump::03::driving:
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
Coolerman goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells Coolerman, "Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except if you're willing to try an experimental treatment."
Coolerman asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
Coolerman thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going
through life without ever having sex again is too much, lets go for it."
A few weeks after the operation Coolerman was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girl friend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being uncomfortable.
To release the pressure Coolerman unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a dinner roll and then returned to his pants.
His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do that again?"
Coolerman replied, "Well, I guess so, but I'm not sure I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"
Had to do it......:sifone:
John P
New member
Don't you mean PENIS?
Nevr2nd
New member
LMAO!!!
Coolerman
Charter Member
No, my ex has that. I hated it when she came home with it.......
Coolerman
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Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
Hey, I was gonna text you! But I didn't.......
Ahhhhh, he's gotta show and protect himself......:sifone:
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