Official Black Thunder owner bashing thread

[endeavor1]

Ahhhhh, he's gotta show and protect himself......:sifone:

Thats how us Teague platinum SCX Max guys are. :bump:


Its that or John felt bad since he didnt make the wedding.... :smash:

 

[endeavor1]

So Jason pulls up to a dock in his Black Thunder 43 GT with 1600hp PSI supercharged big blocks and #6 drives powerboat. He is surprised when he see's a Cougar with no arms or legs crying at the end of the dock (in her wheelchair of course like Betty White).

As he is tying up his boat, he curiously asked, " Bitch, why are you crying?"

She composes herself and looks him straight in the eyes and says, "It's been my dream for some time now to take a thrilling ride on a Black Thunder 43 GT with 1600hp PSI supercharged big blocks and #6 drives speedboat and then get f**ked out in the middle of the ocean.... but I just don't ever see that happening."

Compassionately and saxually, Jason agrees to take her for a ride, and after running full throttle for a while @ 129 mph :smash:, comes off plane in the middle of the ocean. :sifone:

He proceeds to pick her up in his arms, carries her over onto the bow of the boat (which has no deck rails) where he then throws her overboard. "There, now your f**ked!"

 

[Coolerman]

I didn't throw her overboard! Why would I do that? She's a great dock hand.....

fyi, I stopped at 129 because she was having trouble hanging on.

 

[endeavor1]

I didn't throw her overboard! Why would I do that? She's a great dock hand.....

fyi, I stopped at 129 because she was having trouble hanging on.

:cheers2: Found that in the Bilge and modified it for you bud!! :sifone:

Maybe we should have a joke modification thread aobut eachother!!!

 

[Coolerman]

John, Paul, and Chris decide to go hunting. John says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. Chris and Paul then ask how he did it. John says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get a buck."

So Paul says that he's going to get a doe, and he does. John and Chris ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get a doe."

So Chris says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. Paul and John ask him what happened and Chris says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

 

[Ratickle]

...:sifone::sifone::sifone:

 

[John P]

John, Paul, and Chris decide to go hunting. John says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. Chris and Paul then ask how he did it. John says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get a buck."

So Paul says that he's going to get a doe, and he does. John and Chris ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get a doe."

So Chris says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. Paul and John ask him what happened and Chris says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

Was it a BNSF train? :driving::iamwithstupid::ack2::smash::sifone:

 

[Coolerman]

Not sure, maybe Endeavor can pull an accident report when he gets to work! lol

 

[Ratickle]

Was it a BNSF train? :driving::iamwithstupid::ack2::smash::sifone:

Looked like an Amtrack from a distance.....

 

[endeavor1]

It was a Norfolk Southern.... Damn commie bastards

 

[endeavor1]

"Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted." - - Cyrus K. Holliday

 

[John P]

"Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted." - - Cyrus K. Holliday

So I take it you got tired by the pic.

 

[Nevr2nd]

So I take it you got tired by the pic.
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Lmao!!

 

[Coolerman]

So I take it you got tired by the pic.
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lmfao.... I think he got exhausted after that.

Speaking of exhaust.... Chris barges into my room at 2am and says, "Holy ****!!!.... something smells like... SEX!!!" Jess walks in right behind and says, "WTF, it smells like ass in here!" :beatdeadhorse5::biggrinjester:

 

[Nevr2nd]

lmfao.... I think he got exhausted after that.

Speaking of exhaust.... Chris barges into my room at 2am and says, "Holy ****!!!.... something smells like... SEX!!!" Jess walks in right behind and says, "WTF, it smells like ass in here!" :beatdeadhorse5::biggrinjester:

Soooooo, there is a domestic partnership???
LOL!!

 

[Coolerman]

lmao........ it was at his wedding.

 

[Ratickle]

lmao........ it was at his wedding.

That still doesn't make it okay, unless maybe the wedding was in San Francisco.......

 

[Nevr2nd]

lmao........ it was at his wedding.

All Gay......All Day,


Congrats Chris!

 

[endeavor1]

Thanks guys. Jason stayed in the same room with my cousin (who is from california) :lurk5: :huh:




Also, Guess what???!!!???

I got a package in the mail from the Bravo shop.
Thanks again John and Michelle for the gifts. :driving:

 

[Ratickle]

Hopefully not some of Jason's special "Lube" John developed.....










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