Official: Canada bashing thread

[fund razor]

Why did Canadians invent Insulin?

They felt guilty aboot the maple syrup.

 

[Buoy]

Trailer Park boys has to fit in here somewhere.:biggrinjester:

And the "Canadian Ballet" is a site to see. I first saw it on my 19th B-day (19 legal drinking age in Canada). It was only an hour to the border...
I was drunk at the Ballet within a few hours of turning 19.

 

[fund razor]

Blame Canada:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAYMJnO9LBQ

 

[samsation]

yeah and Canadians get to drink real beer

 

[fund razor]

Only when the Germans are buying.

 

[samsation]

keep em coming Razor ( should be Razor wit) you can probably hit 7000 posts before you pass out unless your drinking Canadian (or German) beer

 

[Bobcat]

Only when the Germans are buying.

Didn't they bomb Pearl harbor?:huh:

 

[Tony]

After the last time I boated in Canadian waters it took a week to get the stains off.

 

[fund razor]

I woke up singing this. I think it is my new favorite song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw

 

[BBB725]

BTW, my grandfather was a French Canadian Indian, guess that would make my family a three time loser

 

[fund razor]

BTW, my grandfather was a French Canadian Indian, guess that would make my family a three time loser

There is a casino joke in there somewhere.

 

[Tony]

I woke up singing this. I think it is my new favorite song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw

Dont you mean "favourite"?

 

[fund razor]

Dont you mean "favourite"?

Oh phuck. Coffee spray. :blush5:

 

[Tony]

Actually we should be thanking Canada. They got the French because they had to pick first.

 

[fund razor]

You know, they have been changing their own constitution without asking the british government for permission for as long as I have been driving.

Since 1982.

 

[fund razor]

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

CHORUS
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be...

CHORUS

So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow...

STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!

We got beavers, caribou and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron...

CHORUS
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

 

[Enabler]

:iagree:

 

[ar15meister]

If Hockey is a Canadian sport, and Lord Stanley was a Canadian, why is the Stanley Cup always on US soil?

hey...take it easy eh. :boxing_smiley:

 

[endeavor1]

I woke up singing this. I think it is my new favorite song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw

:iagree: :biggrinjester:

 

[BBB725]

hey...take it easy eh. :boxing_smiley:

All in good fun, being part indian, feather not dot, they going to start another thread for me, " How to raise Indians for fun and profit":biggrinjester: