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Article on CNN today.

4.5 million hits/day, 15,000 texts submitted daily... movie deal in the works.

Glad to say we're doing our part to help out. :cheers2:

(480):
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like

(203):
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.

(1-203):
it's 1 pm.

(707):
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.

(678):
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
 
I was partying in AC with some friends. We lost on chick along the way. She shows up the next day with a hospital armband that read "unknown female" LMAO. Borgata called the ambulance b/c she passed out in the lobby so they carted her off to the ER
 
Happy St Patty's Day, ho's... (I know it was yesterday...:sifone:)

(360):
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day

(407):
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?

(952):
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome

(814):
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.

(612):
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
 
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