Texts From Last Night

[drpete3]

I look forward to this every day

 

[LaughingCat]

Another day, more depravity:


(919):

It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.

 

[LaughingCat]

(413):

You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.



(559):

So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
(1-559):

That depends on who this is.

 

[LaughingCat]

(864):

If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
(828):

Fine, and I will tell him you fvcked his business partner

(864):

Previous statement retracted.

 

[LaughingCat]

(970):

We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
(1-970):

you better **** at least one or both of them.

 

[LaughingCat]

(443):

He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M






(973):

She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
(201):

Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....

 

[LaughingCat]

(313):

The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car





(928):

Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".




(408):

I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible

 

[LaughingCat]

Can we hear from anyone else that really enjoys this thread?

 

[Big Time]

Can we hear from anyone else that really enjoys this thread?

I love this thread. I can't get onto that site from work (blocked) so this is all that I get to see. Please keep it going!! :cheers2:

 

[Ted]

Love it, never think to go to the actual site.

 

[ChiefApache]

Can we hear from anyone else that really enjoys this thread?

Are you kidding?? These are great! I don't post any but I love when you all post them.

 

[Chris]

Double edged sword for me. They're funny as hell, but they're obviously mostly from college kids. And I have two kids in college.

 

[DollaBill]

It's a daily stop for me. Here and at their site. Love it!

Chris, I'm starting to get a little scared myself. My son is going into high school next year:ack2:

 

[bulletbob]

I don't go to their site, but, check here almost daily. I post a new text almost weekly on our local boating site. Keep em cuming!

 

[LaughingCat]

sweet

 

[LaughingCat]

(602):

my dad is going to jail this weekend
(1-602):

where are we going to get our weed from?

 

[LaughingCat]

(413):

Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame

 

[LaughingCat]

(805):

do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?

 

[LaughingCat]

(484):

I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar

 

[endeavor1]

(714):
Who was that guy you went home with?

(1-714):
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.