"Official" Penguin Chronicles

[phragle]

Peguiny made OSO


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/general-boating-discussion/220269-kw-kidnapping.html

A serious infiltration, corruption in the finest degree :sifone:

 

[Scarab KV]

my sources have just provided me with a reconnaissance photo.. it seems the kidnappers have previous experience..

Wondered when that was gonna come into play

 

[MacGyver]

This thread is too funny!

 

[Bobcat]

I'm getting threatening text messages from Tracy.....saying "I brought the Penguin into this world and I can take him out of it " !!!!!

 

[Davidmnc]

We need an update!!!

 

[DAREDEVIL]

Wondered when that was gonna come into play

ITS A PHOTOSHOP !!!!!!! WATCH OUT, 5 agents from the FBI are working on this case.
If there is anything I can do to help,,,,,,let me know ! :USA:

 

[BBB725]

We need an update!!!

He hasn't contacted you yet?

 

[phragle]

At this time cannot give an update without compromising the mission...

 

[Davidmnc]

At this time cannot give an update without compromising the mission...

Gotcha!

 

[Davidmnc]

He hasn't contacted you yet?

No

 

[phragle]

Contact has been made with the blow boaters..er I mean captors, negotiations are underway

 

[inbetween]

Contact has been made with the blow boaters..

You gotta hurry up and get him away from those guys, he makes enough wind of his own

 

[cosmic12]

Contact has been made with the blow boaters..er I mean captors, negotiations are underway

BLOW BOATERS!!!!!!!! WTF.................................................:driving:

 

[Tom A.]

Dam sailboters!

 

[Ratickle]

BLOW BOATERS!!!!!!!! WTF.................................................:driving:

Last I heard it was a ruse and he was just lounging on the beach.....

 

[Davidmnc]

BLOW BOATERS!!!!!!!! WTF.................................................:driving:

F'n Blow Boaters!

 

[Bobcat]

Last I heard it was a ruse and he was just lounging on the beach.....

is that the black pearl?

 

[cosmic12]

is that the black pearl?

Maybe...........Maybe he's with them Pie -Rats and now will be on some rape'n and pillage'n spree.:willy_nilly: A-vast arrrrrrgue Rum drink'n south sea's sail'n................Wait a min? You think maybe Rat Man got'em?:ack2:

 

[imco offshore]

maybe he will come home with the Stockholm Syndrim!!! and hate life for ever,and want to be beat and things stuck up in him and twirled around on large objects,and ,,i cant bare to think about it any more,,,,

 

[Tom A.]

Last I heard it was a ruse and he was just lounging on the beach.....

My what? Your ruse. A cunning attempt to trick us! (Clerks)