"Official" Penguin Chronicles

[sellsman11]

Must be a Tennessee mom.....:ack2:

And........ :boxing_smiley::sifone:

 

[cosmic12]

Ya know, I wonder.........Did he get put in the washing machine on spin cycle before the dry:ack2:
And with that door open why didn't he attempt a excape?

 

[phragle]

:rofl:This whole thread reminds me of something that my mother taught me......

"If you love something, put it in the dryer on tumble. If it doesnt come back to you, hunt it down and KILL it!":rofl::willy_nilly::willy_nilly::rofl:

I thought you people still use clothes lines... whats next, indoor plumbing????? :26:

 

[Ratickle]

I thought you people still use clothes lines... whats next, indoor plumbing????? :26:

They've moved up and now have a dryer next to the wringer washer on the porch. (Next to the sofa and banjo).......

 

[inbetween]

That Orion deal that Adam (inbetween) has blows fryers away...that thing flat out rocks..

I wonder how long a penguin takes to cook? About the size of a chicken? Turkey?

 

[inbetween]

to tell you the truth......I never trusted Barb........and if you do a thread search you will find she was looking for info's on dryers last year

I had breakfast with Barb at the KW airport Tues., I was wondering what that lump in her carry-on was.

 

[inbetween]

His relatives are schitting money now.:26: :03: :26:

No more ice in our drinks for awhile.......

At least 4 of his relatives were in KW last weekend...no money left to schitt :ack2:

 

[inbetween]

Ya know, I wonder.........Did he get put in the washing machine on spin cycle before the dry:ack2:
And with that door open why didn't he attempt a excape?

Dude! He's from North Carolina. That's like an amusement park ride...:biggrinjester:

 

[Ratickle]

I found a hint of where he may be. Maybe one of his biggest fans????


Or the cruel kidnapper with an evil fetish???????

 

[Ratickle]

I heard they were also recruiting a swat rescue team.....

 

[Ratickle]

Hope they don't send him to those evil penguin roasters...


His poor cousin was done in that way.......:ack2:

 

[Wrinkleface]

They've moved up and now have a dryer next to the wringer washer on the porch. (Next to the sofa and banjo).......

I hear banjo's play'n!!!!!:willy_nilly:

 

[Audiofn]

Your time is growing short. You are on the eve of watching your little feathered friend be destroyed. We still have not received any funds. We are impatient and have become angered.

The torture shall commence!

Oh my god that is funny. My son is even laughing!!!

 

[Wrinkleface]

I found a hint of where he may be. Maybe one of his biggest fans????


Or the cruel kidnapper with an evil fetish???????

Think I'm beginning 2 like penguins more & more!!!:drool5:

 

[Audiofn]

My GOD these guys will stop at nothing, they have the kids now!!

 

[Davidmnc]

After much negotiation, the kidnappers are refussing to let pengy go. Today will be his last. I beg of you to LET HIM GO FREE!

 

[phragle]

I have a plan in motion, but I cannot reveal details at this time.

 

[Davidmnc]

I have a plan in motion, but I cannot reveal details at this time.

You are the man!!!! GO GO GO GO................but time is running out!

 

[Wrinkleface]

I have a plan in motion, but I cannot reveal details at this time.

I got your back!:smash:

 

[Airpacker]

I have highly secret inside information about the birds fate BUT, for his safety, I cannot divulge it at this time. Your SOS admins have been working long and tiring hours behind the scene trying to negotiate a safe return of Pengy and its looking promising but its still too soon to tell.
I hope I haven't said too much already and that they ( the group behind his abduction) will not hold this post against him.